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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:28 PM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
gigi36: THAT IS SOOO FREAKIN HILARIOUS! I just went out with someone from classmates.com who got in touch with me after 20 yrs



That is coincidence...sooooooooo how did it work???...Or is it still a good idea not to talk to people after 20 years??????


wave wink jaw drop wow uh oh laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:30 PM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
solitare: New rule: All stores with multiple cashiers should have one strictly, absolutely only for those patrons who have no idea what they want , why they are there, just want to talk and pass the time, argue with some one or are just plain retarded and have nothing better to do than stand in lines taking up space...



I hear ya...and the ones that take 1/2 an hour to decide which scratch tickets they want can get in that line too.....wave wink roll eyes dunno mumbling doh laugh
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gigi36 mansfield, Massachusetts USA
Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:31 PM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: That is coincidence...sooooooooo how did it work???...Or is it still a good idea not to talk to people after 20 years??????
Lol good date, but..... he is better kept in the 1 date rule for now. nice guy, but still not ready to find mrs right i guess, likes "dating"
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:35 PM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
gigi36: Lol good date, but..... he is better kept in the 1 date rule for now. nice guy, but still not ready to find mrs right i guess, likes "dating"



Yeah...some people like to date all they can before they are ready to get serious with anyone....wave wink hug teddybear bouquet
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:36 PM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
solitare: New rule: All stores with multiple cashiers should have one strictly, absolutely only for those patrons who have no idea what they want , why they are there, just want to talk and pass the time, argue with some one or are just plain retarded and have nothing better to do than stand in lines taking up space...


I just love the shoppers that are in line and still shopping ,, my friend has a name for them "just f=king die" aka i'd rather not be behind you.



Dennis
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PietroPaoloV Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:56 AM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
In response to: New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.


Word!
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Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:56 AM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
These rules cover most of life's eventualities....who needs flavoured eye-brows anyway?

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okistinker Yukon, Oklahoma USA
Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:07 AM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
New Rules.........

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

I love this new rule, since I cannot for the life of me get my eyebrows even...rolling on the floor laughing !

I have an additional instruction to this rule...Ladies, if you are going to pluck your eyebrows, please don't pluck yourself bald, and then turn around and draw them on with an eyebrow pencil!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:08 AM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!


New rule if you weigh more than 400lbs do not wear spandex , its just groose.


Dennis ( someone had to say it because they make spandex that big)
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:05 PM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
Fallingman: These rules cover most of life's eventualities....who needs flavoured eye-brows anyway?



Nobody if you don't have any....wave wink roll eyes dunno uh oh laugh
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LACali Southern California, California USA
Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:32 PM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
okistinker: New Rules.........

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

I love this new rule, since I cannot for the life of me get my eyebrows even... !

I have an additional instruction to this rule...Ladies, if you are going to pluck your eyebrows, please don't pluck yourself bald, and then turn around and draw them on with an eyebrow pencil!!!


yeah, what's up with that? I always want to ask so i hope someone on here who does that will answer....laugh
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LACali Southern California, California USA
Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:33 PM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
LACali:

yeah, what's up with that? I always want to ask so i hope someone on here who does that will answer....


Hugz, did you draw your eyebrows on today???? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:34 PM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
LACali:

yeah, what's up with that? I always want to ask so i hope someone on here who does that will answer....



I don't do that...but here's a hint to those who do...YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE...wave wink roll eyes dunno uh oh rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:35 PM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
LACali:

Hugz, did you draw your eyebrows on today????



I only had enough time to draw one....uh oh
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migratingbird Tehran, California USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 7:36 AM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
desmond: What happen if i pluck my eyebrows is that ok


OFCOURSE IT IS OK..ANYTHING IS ACCEPTABLE.SHE IS KEEPING A MALE DOGrolling on the floor laughing
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migratingbird Tehran, California USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 7:39 AM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW RULE..U SHOULD HAVE TORTURED AT LEAST ONE POOT HUSBAND INTO ALCHOHOLISM AND INTO HIS GRAVEdancing
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migratingbird Tehran, California USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 7:40 AM CST : New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW RULE..YOU SHOULD KEEP A MALE ANIMAL AT HOME. EG A POOR DOG.ALTHOUGH EVEN HE IS UNWILLING NOWrolling on the floor laughing
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