Faking orgasms -- why do we do it?

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Thalassa Athens, Attica Greece
MindyQ: Faking an orgasm is a little white lie that I tell to make a guy feel good. No harm right?

You guys fake it? I wonder how you do that? Do you bring a secret little container of "something" and empty it inside us when we are pretending to have our orgasm?


Condoms.
cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
MindyQ: Faking an orgasm is a little white lie that I tell to make a guy feel good. No harm right?

You guys fake it? I wonder how you do that? Do you bring a secret little container of "something" and empty it inside us when we are pretending to have our orgasm?
well i don't know what guys you let go inside of you but that's how babies happen....

Just shoot it on em....the best way..laugh
cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
jlb684: Condoms.
yeppers



shipoker58 Las Vegas, Nevada USA
I do it because it takes me so long to get off that women actually thank me for faking it...anything, so they can go to sleep!!tongue
Luthion Cork, Cork Ireland
Never faked one, and never had a partner fake one.

Honestly. =P An orgasm isn't a hard thing to stimulate; it's not rocket-science, despite what some might thing.

I just always ask my partners to be genuine about it. That way, you can find out what *does* stimulate them the most, and run with it. It also helps you teach other new "tricks"
Thalassa Athens, Attica Greece
And, just for the record, yes....
In fact, I'm faking one right now.....

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, YES!!!! YES!!! Oh, God! YYEEEEESSSSS!!
Ooooh, baby, don't stop! Yes, there....right there!!! OH, GOD! YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was incredible! Toss me a cigarette, will you?

laugh
cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
jlb684: And, just for the record, yes....
In fact, I'm faking one right now.....

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, YES!!!! YES!!! Oh, God! YYEEEEESSSSS!!
Ooooh, baby, don't stop! Yes, there....right there!!! OH, GOD! YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was incredible! Toss me a cigarette, will you?
will a basic work? cuz im out of marlborolaugh
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
jlb684: And, just for the record, yes....
In fact, I'm faking one right now.....

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, YES!!!! YES!!! Oh, God! YYEEEEESSSSS!!
Ooooh, baby, don't stop! Yes, there....right there!!! OH, GOD! YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was incredible! Toss me a cigarette, will you?



smoking



laugh wave
Thalassa Athens, Attica Greece
Hiya, Kid!

Cardsfan....I don't know what a basic is. Is that a brand name?
cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
jlb684: Hiya, Kid!

Cardsfan....I don't know what a basic is. Is that a brand name?
yeah it's a cheaper cig here in the u.s im broke so i got a bunch of coupons for them that's what i been smokin righ tnow...
Joktan Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin USA












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X5323601 Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Speak for yourself, I never fake it

drinking
Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA
jlb684: And, just for the record, yes....
In fact, I'm faking one right now.....

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, YES!!!! YES!!! Oh, God! YYEEEEESSSSS!!
Ooooh, baby, don't stop! Yes, there....right there!!! OH, GOD! YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was incredible! Toss me a cigarette, will you?


And here I was just about to ask for what you're having...blues sigh wink hug
RowdyBoy Central, Tennessee USA

JLB684 you DESERVE a cigarette after THAT performance!! thumbs up

Meg Ryan's got NUTHIN' on you Pardner.. dancing

I would have never guessed you didn't thoroughly enjoy yourself.. And you're most welcome too! Glad to oblige. grin


In fact I'm writing down those lines, for future reference..
Ya just never know when they might come in handy.


-RB






livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
JustJohnCQ: I'm sure we have all done it at one time or another (Yes girls, us guys fake it too sometimes).
But is it the right thing to do?
Shouldn't we be up front with our bed-buddy?
Or are we just faking to avoid conflict?


never have ,
never will,

RowdyBoy Central, Tennessee USA
In response to: And here I was just about to ask for what you're having...


thumbs up

-RB cheering





FreedomLover Everett, Washington USA
I've never had to. It helps to have an active imagination. daydream

I don't think any of my partners have either, at least they seemed to be enjoying the love making. I would never get mad at someone if they couldn't obtain an orgaism, that seems kind of silly to me. If they were tired, I would just suggest a rain check.



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Sometimes the game is gonna start and you don't want to miss the warm up show!! So you do what you have to do as to not miss the game!!doh



FreedomLover Everett, Washington USA
I have a question. If you want to have sex, but your partner is tired would you rather they:

A). Say not tonight
B). Say ok, but fake that she is into it, and fake an "orgasm."
C). Have sex with you, but just lay there thinking about something else.
mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
FreedomLover: I have a question. If you want to have sex, but your partner is tired would you rather they:

A). Say not tonight
B). Say ok, but fake that she is into it, and fake an "orgasm."
C). Have sex with you, but just lay there thinking about something else.


C) of course grin




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