hollandgirl: You have to whisper to us what your preference is, who you have your eye on and we will check out for you if the other person is interested.
If we see that a man and woman have the same preference, well then our work is done.
You two can then proceed to jump the broom
Would jumping the broom be temporary? That might work!
Sorry, Holland. I'm in a goofy mood tonight!

Might I also just say, Holland, that every time I see your picture I think what a pretty woman you are.