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webs77 donegal, Donegal Ireland
Tue Dec 2, 2008 9:37 AM CST : IN STALLING A HUSBAND
>
> IN STALLING A HUSBAND
>
> Dear Tech Support ,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
> flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
> Boyfriend 5.0 .
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
> such as
> * Romance 9.5 and
> * Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such

> as
> * NBA 5.0,
> * NFL 3.0 and
> * Golf Clubs 4.1 .
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes

> the system.
>
> * Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
> problems, but to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed,
>
> Desperate.
>
>
>
> DEAR DESPERATE ,
>
> First, keep in mind,
> * Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> * Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
> Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
> * If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
> automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
> 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
> * Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download
> the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
> 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
> control of all your system resources.)
>
> In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
> program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0
> .
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
> recommend
> * Cooking 3.0 and
> * Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck Babe!
>
> Tech Support
>
>
>
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mindfful CitizenofEarth, UK and, Illinois USA
Tue Dec 2, 2008 9:40 AM CST : IN STALLING A HUSBAND
oh this was gooood



rolling on the floor laughing

and helpfulprofessor


youre a real palapplause
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simran2008 Chennai India
Tue Dec 2, 2008 9:59 AM CST : IN STALLING A HUSBAND
laugh laugh laugh
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littlewolf nunya, Oklahoma USA
Tue Dec 2, 2008 10:22 AM CST : IN STALLING A HUSBAND
webs77: >
> IN STALLING A HUSBAND
>
> Dear Tech Support ,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
> flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
> Boyfriend 5.0 .
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
> such as
> * Romance 9.5 and
> * Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such

> as
> * NBA 5.0,
> * NFL 3.0 and
> * Golf Clubs 4.1 .
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes

> the system.
>
> * Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
> problems, but to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed,
>
> Desperate.
>
>
>
> DEAR DESPERATE ,
>
> First, keep in mind,
> * Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> * Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
> Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
> * If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
> automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
> 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
> * Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download
> the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
> 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
> control of all your system resources.)
>
> In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
> program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0
> .
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
> recommend
> * Cooking 3.0 and
> * Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck Babe!
>
> Tech Support
>
>
>
laugh laugh Good one
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southmiami Milford, Ohio USA
Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:04 PM CST : IN STALLING A HUSBAND
Very, very ,very good!
You should ask your Technical support department for a BIG.....
BIG......... raise ....... you desrve it!
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