LACali: That wasn't for you Pat. After all your vicious Californicate posts I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire....
You tell him, i don't think he could mistake those sentiments
Tell him to take a nosedive with a blacksmith's metal whacking thing tied to his head from a commercial airliner.
That should guarentee even if he packs a parachute it wont be able to open and it will be the last time he pisses you off