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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:26 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
I will start with 10 reasons why you should date me:


1. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again
2. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy
3. You love my dorkiness
4. I won’t swear around your family
5. I’ll grant you three wishes
6. I've never been in one of Tommy Lee's movies
7. I like porn
8. I take a shower every day
9. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down)
10. I've never cried over spilt milk

Alright...your turn haha
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cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:32 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
damn...this is my list...cool
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Sommerauer71 Hallein, Salzburg Austria
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:33 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Gentlemen...

What a fabulous idea this man has come up with.

I love a bit of spirit.

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cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:35 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
I smoked some tobacco that was called spiritprofessor
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Sommerauer71 Hallein, Salzburg Austria
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:37 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
cardsfan24: I smoked some tobacco that was called spirit



You are a naughty boy.

I like his style.

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cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:39 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Sommerauer71: You are a naughty boy.

I like his style.
who's??laugh
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Sommerauer71 Hallein, Salzburg Austria
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:42 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
cardsfan24: who's??


MikeC'S

Brilliant.

He needs to add.

'I checked the competition and you ladies deserve better'

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cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:45 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Sommerauer71: MikeC'S

Brilliant.

He needs to add.

'I checked the competition and you ladies deserve better'
laugh i thought it was genius myself..
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Sommerauer71 Hallein, Salzburg Austria
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:46 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
cardsfan24: i thought it was genius myself..



It is bloody fantastic.

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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:47 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
(continued)
11. You’re safe with me
12. I'll lick the envelope for you
13. I'll carve your initials in a tree
14. I've never read Playboy for the articles
15. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door


haha, well glad you liked the thread so far
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cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:48 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
women that fart..scold barf
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Sommerauer71 Hallein, Salzburg Austria
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:49 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: (continued)
11. You’re safe with me
12. I'll lick the envelope for you
13. I'll carve your initials in a tree
14. I've never read Playboy for the articles
15. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door haha, well glad you liked the thread so far

16. I have checked the competition and you ladies deserve better.

That needs to be in their Mike.

Always gets them.

It is brilliant.

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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:50 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
16. I checked the competition and you ladies deserve better

Added. Thanks sommer, that is a good one. Glad you enjoy the thread so far

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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 3:52 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Well, I am really tired so I am going to get some sleep, I will add some more tomorrow =]
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StevenSchwartz Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Tue Dec 9, 2008 5:26 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: (continued)
11. You’re safe with me
12. I'll lick the envelope for you
13. I'll carve your initials in a tree
14. I've never read Playboy for the articles
15. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door haha, well glad you liked the thread so far



Nah, it's the centre folds that he likes.
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Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 5:29 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: I will start with 10 reasons why you should date me:1. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again
2. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy
3. You love my dorkiness
4. I won’t swear around your family
5. I’ll grant you three wishes
6. I've never been in one of Tommy Lee's movies
7. I like porn
8. I take a shower every day
9. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down)
10. I've never cried over spilt milk

Alright...your turn haha



And those are the reasons I wouldn't date you. grin
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fireliter Allen Park, Michigan USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 8:37 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
great listthumbs up
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StevenSchwartz Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Tue Dec 9, 2008 8:40 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Reason's why you DONT want to date me...

1. My girlfriend would use your head as a football, shortly after cutting off my knackers
2. I am a tw@t.
3. I go "yooooooooohooooooooooo Duckie" to all the boys down on the docks at weekends
4. I would want to try on your shoes and dresses
5. I snore
6. I drink far too much
7. I would steal your fags
8. I swear
9. Did I mention I am a tw@t
10. I don't lift the seat on the toilet up.
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Sommerauer71 Hallein, Salzburg Austria
Tue Dec 9, 2008 8:40 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
StevenSchwartz: Reason's why you DONT want to date me...

1. My girlfriend would use your head as a football, shortly after cutting off my knackers
2. I am a tw@t.
3. I go "yooooooooohooooooooooo Duckie" to all the boys down on the docks at weekends
4. I would want to try on your shoes and dresses
5. I snore
6. I drink far too much
7. I would steal your fags
8. I swear
9. Did I mention I am a tw@t
10. I don't lift the seat on the toilet up.



I could have put that together for you...

wink
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StevenSchwartz Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Tue Dec 9, 2008 8:42 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Sommerauer71: I could have put that together for you...


Well, aren't we just a bundle of sunshine this afternoon.
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