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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Tue Dec 9, 2008 8:43 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
StevenSchwartz: Well, aren't we just a bundle of sunshine this afternoon.



Always, Steven, always.

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StevenSchwartz Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Tue Dec 9, 2008 8:44 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Sommerauer71: Always, Steven, always.


OK.
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DazzleYou Seattle, WA, Washington USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 8:46 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
The only reason I can think of is that if you are ever injured or ill I can diagnose and treat you.

No other reason I know. dunno
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sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 8:47 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
You shouldn't date me...... devil
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StevenSchwartz Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Tue Dec 9, 2008 8:48 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
DazzleYou: The only reason I can think of is that if you are ever injured or ill I can diagnose and treat you.

No other reason I know.


Is that because you are a hypocontriacte (sp)
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 11:23 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
17. I’m a good listener.
18. I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects.
19. As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing.
20. I can have it my way at Burger King.
21. I will administer chocolate whenever you feel the need.

grin
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 6:13 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
22. Halloween is the only time I take candy from strangers.
23. I’m nobody’s fool. If you would like me to be yours, just say so.
24. I have never resorted to cannabalism.
25. So far, I have managed to not decapitate myself.
26. I never run with scissors.
27. I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know
28. I can actually play my guitar.

and my list keeps going laugh
Nobody has their own they would like to add?
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 6:19 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
StevenSchwartz: Is that because you are a hypocontriacte (sp)


No, it's because he's a doctor.
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 6:20 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
You shouldn't date me...my heart is very much taken.

smitten heart wings
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 6:21 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Sommerauer71: MikeC'S

Brilliant.

He needs to add.

'I checked the competition and you ladies deserve better'



laugh
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 6:22 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
cardsfan24: women that fart..



What did I say about the farting comments? scold
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 6:24 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
DazzleYou: The only reason I can think of is that if you are ever injured or ill I can diagnose and treat you.

No other reason I know.



I'm sure you have more to offer than your profession, my friend. There's much more to you than that.


1. You have a good memory (doctors have to) so she doesn't have to carry the weight of remembering all the shit you've done.
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Tue Dec 9, 2008 6:24 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: 17. I’m a good listener.
18. I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects.
19. As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing.
20. I can have it my way at Burger King.
21. I will administer chocolate whenever you feel the need.



Oooo the chocolate one was genius! thumbs up
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Tue Dec 9, 2008 6:25 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
1. one drink and I'm all yours

2. two drinks and I'm anybodys. heart wings
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:42 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
29. I have a job.
30. I am not a douche bag.
31. I only tie women up and spank them when they ask me to.
32. I'll buy you tampons.
33. I'll never waste your love
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cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:45 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
dcj22: What did I say about the farting comments?
laugh touche
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:59 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
uh oh
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Mindyyy Philadelphia, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:22 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC:
9. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down)



Not only would I beat you at pool but I would spank you with the stick.



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Rexus Dili Timor-Leste
Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:34 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: I will start with 10 reasons why you should date me:1. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again
2. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy
3. You love my dorkiness
4. I won’t swear around your family
5. I’ll grant you three wishes
6. I've never been in one of Tommy Lee's movies
7. I like porn
8. I take a shower every day
9. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down)
10. I've never cried over spilt milk

Alright...your turn haha


The 16 year old idea may turn some ladies off, as it may remind them their teeager children. Better make it 61 or 69 even better..

laugh

Just kidding. Great self marketing...
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cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:35 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
gonna let it slide......yeah i do u wonder where you are..
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