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50. I take you as you are

Nice, I like that one.

Mike

This is such a great thread, I nearly fancy you...

51. You haven’t had a sufficient dose of strangeness in your life.
52. I believe the rabbit should be given some Trix.
53. I do my own laundry.
54. No tyrannical system of government is named after me.
55. I’m smarter than the average bear.
56. I have no plans to give the Pope a wedgie.
57. I practice random kindness.

haha, thanks sommer

58.I'll rub your shoulders.
59.I won't cheat on you.
60.I'll offer my Jacket when you're cold.
61. I'll take out your trash.

Well, its late and I need some sleep. Night all, seeya on tomorrow.

62. I'll protect you from spiders
63. I was never in a frat
64. I'm much funnier than your last boyfriend
65. I've never done crack
66. I'll let you draw on me
67. I won't wear your clothes

68. I have curly hair
69. I'm kind to animals
70. I always leave the seat down

and the list goes on.... There are just so many reasons why you should date me

Okay I am going next here
1)I will always be faithful(a 1 man woman)
2)I will suprise you constantly in many ways
3)You never have to be concerned that I would tell anyone your secrets you shared with me.I would never tell anyone anything bad about you,only praise you to others
4)Not jealous and think it's good for you to have time to yourself now and then
5)2nd part of 4
6)You like it,I will cook it or learn how to
7)Your opinion counts when it comes to my wardrobe etc.
8)we don't have to agree on everything
9)you can snoop through my purse anytime
10)I ill write love notes and hide them in your pocket when your going to work
11)Okay you can watch all the sports you want too
12)hugs and more hugs & sex and more sex
oh I could go on but enough,considering my future husband will probably never see this

Please, do not date me

I don't know why she do, I am a harsh person with harsh temper and weird humour. She is none of that, still...

I cook, wash, iron, tidy up and clean up, listen AND reply within topic. As she does, minus the ironing.

We are very much equals in what we do but as persons we are different. She adds softness where I have none and I add a little bite when needed for our protection.

The everyday couple that never meets. But we got high points in name matching

Ah Mike...

Not long lovely man, not long.

I have just braved the snow, trucked through it all, rushing home to speak to Dick Turpin and guess what???

He fell asleep!!!!

Never mind though, I am happy to be home, snugled up with a nice glass of wine, I do not work Fridays.

So I can compliment our Mike on his list and what a fabulous idea he has started.

I would do one myself, but well you know, the highwayman, I don't need to tell him, he knows.

I love your penultimate statement...

In fact it has inspired me...

Nice, thanks for adding. I really like your list!
I really like #6, I have a weakness for women who can cook

71. I can find you that song you've been looking for
72. I'll hug you at random
73. I'm not racist
74. I'll ask you about your day
75. I appreciate what I have
76. I donate to breast cancer research
77. I don't endlessly quote movies

78. I have never broken into a bear’s home and eaten all his porridge.
79. I have never committed bestiality.
80. My family is just as fucked up as yours
81. I promise not to burn the house down while you’re gone

Keep em coming Mike.

Brilliant.

Simple..why should women date me..Well, Hello I'm Johnny cash do you play volley ball...And yes folks(fellas) it works.............

Yea, thanks. Hopefully I don't run out of ideas, these responses inspire me to come up with more

Fella's this is the craic...butter someone up on a thread and by the end off the weekend, she will give you her private 'email' and phone n°...trust me..

After, you take her to dinner and Bobs your uncle and Sally is your Aunt..you'll have breakfast with someone..Really it aint rocket science..it's just rock-a-billy...

I really don't care what people think...all i know is my track record is better than most...

phoenix................

82. I do competative MMA
83. I can fix your computer
84. I mean what I say
85. I say what I mean
86. I probably won't turn gay
87. I'm Lebanese and aggressive; deal with it (my mom said that to some guy once and I thought it was the funniest thing)

Hmmmm totally.....
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