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phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:24 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: 82. I do competative MMA
83. I can fix your computer
84. I mean what I say
85. I say what I mean
86. I probably won't turn gay
87. I'm Lebanese and aggressive; deal with it (my mom said that to some guy once and I thought it was the funniest thing)


Thanks mikeC, for answering your own question....you are up to N° 87....And i'm still stuck on the line...Hello i'm Johnny Cash.Do you play volley ball..


Folks i rest my case..............................................................................
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:58 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
phoenix: Fella's this is the craic...butter someone up on a thread and by the end off the weekend, she will give you her private 'email' and phone n°...trust me..

After, you take her to dinner and Bobs your uncle and Sally is your Aunt..you'll have breakfast with someone..Really it aint rocket science..it's just rock-a-billy...

I really don't care what people think...all i know is my track record is better than most...

phoenix................


Oh for sure a lot of us femmes are very gullible!! But Breakfast???? Oh come Phoenix.... I am sure one day you will meet your match!!! LOL wink
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:44 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
phoenix: Thanks mikeC, for answering your own question....you are up to N° 87....And i'm still stuck on the line...Hello i'm Johnny Cash.Do you play volley ball..Folks i rest my case..............................................................................


Cool.


88. I always resist the urge to poke sharp objects into my ear on the first date.
89. I have never locked myself in a car.
90. I have not been proven to cause holes in the ozone Layer.
91. I can leap tall housecats in a single bound.
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Bailey1138 Rittman, Ohio USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:00 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
sweetowen: You shouldn't date me......


Date...?! Whatever happened to just good, old fashioned, hardcore, balls out f**king...? C'mon... let's work that thing proper.

banana banana banana banana banana banana banana
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:41 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Bailey1138: Date...?! Whatever happened to just good, old fashioned, hardcore, balls out f**king...? C'mon... let's work that thing proper.


Exactly! Bailey brings up a good point laugh angel
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:01 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Bailey1138: Date...?! Whatever happened to just good, old fashioned, hardcore, balls out f**king...? C'mon... let's work that thing proper.



The what are you waiting for, dammit. Get your ass over here. devil
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:01 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Hi Mike. I'm still checking your list. I've only had to correct you on quickies. That one does come in handy at times. cheers
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:02 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
dcj22: The what are you waiting for, dammit. Get your ass over here.



Oh, this is Bailey.

You go Dana.

wink
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:02 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: Cool. 88. I always resist the urge to poke sharp objects into my ear on the first date.
89. I have never locked myself in a car.
90. I have not been proven to cause holes in the ozone Layer.
91. I can leap tall housecats in a single bound.




I'd really like to see that last one. Lets meet at Baileys and watch you leap his cats. grin
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RayfromUSA vienne, Rhone-Alpes France
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:41 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
OK I know you've all been waiting patiently for my list,

I couldn't post it earlier,
I had to sleep on it a bit.

I ate on it too for that matter,
but fortunately I can still read it.

10 Surefire Reasons Why You Should Date Me

1. Your sister turned me down.
2. You don't have anything better to do.
3. I DON'T think you look fat in that dress.
4. I'm a good talker.
5. I'll carve your initials in the bus seat.
6. I have a twister game.
7. I'll keep harassing you till you do.
8. I checked the competition and I'm worth it.
9. You're not getting any younger.
10. Nobody else will.
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:57 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
RayfromUSA: OK I know you've all been waiting patiently for my list,

I couldn't post it earlier,
I had to sleep on it a bit.

I ate on it too for that matter,
but fortunately I can still read it.

10 Surefire Reasons Why You Should Date Me

1. Your sister turned me down.
2. You don't have anything better to do.
3. I DON'T think you look fat in that dress.
4. I'm a good talker.
5. I'll carve your initials in the bus seat.
6. I have a twister game.
7. I'll keep harassing you till you do.
8. I checked the competition and I'm worth it.
9. You're not getting any younger.
10. Nobody else will.






uh oh laugh Good one Ray!
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:58 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Sommerauer71: Oh, this is Bailey.

You go Dana.



Yes, it is! laugh And I believe I just will have a go at him! rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:02 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: 78. I have never broken into a bear’s home and eaten all his porridge.
79. I have never committed bestiality.
80. My family is just as fucked up as yours
81. I promise not to burn the house down while you’re gone



I'll bet I've got you beat on #80! laugh
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:04 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: 82. I do competative MMA
83. I can fix your computer
84. I mean what I say
85. I say what I mean
86. I probably won't turn gay
87. I'm Lebanese and aggressive; deal with it (my mom said that to some guy once and I thought it was the funniest thing)



I like your mom. It's brilliant! rolling on the floor laughing
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:10 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
dcj22: Yes, it is! And I believe I just will have a go at him!



Fantastic Dana...

I love it.

Enjoy him.

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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:22 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Sommerauer71: Fantastic Dana...

I love it.

Enjoy him.



thumbs up I do. He really is a good guy.
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:15 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
RayfromUSA: OK I know you've all been waiting patiently for my list,

I couldn't post it earlier,
I had to sleep on it a bit.

I ate on it too for that matter,
but fortunately I can still read it.

10 Surefire Reasons Why You Should Date Me

1. Your sister turned me down.
2. You don't have anything better to do.
3. I DON'T think you look fat in that dress.
4. I'm a good talker.
5. I'll carve your initials in the bus seat.
6. I have a twister game.
7. I'll keep harassing you till you do.
8. I checked the competition and I'm worth it.
9. You're not getting any younger.
10. Nobody else will.


Haha, nice. I like this list
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:17 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
dcj22: I'd really like to see that last one. Lets meet at Baileys and watch you leap his cats.


How many cats does Bailey have?! Lol, I can try
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:18 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
dcj22: Hi Mike. I'm still checking your list. I've only had to correct you on quickies. That one does come in handy at times.


Yea I actually agree with you about the subject too laugh
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:21 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: How many cats does Bailey have?! Lol, I can try



2 -- they are 97 and 110 pounds. A Savannah F1 and a Bobcat. I'd love to see you have a go at that, my friend. rolling on the floor laughing


hell - they're as big and bigger than I am! laugh
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