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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
92. I give foot rubs when asked.
93. You’ll forever wonder what you’re missing if you don’t date me.
94. I have never pretended to be an Egyptian deity.
95. I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinski.
96. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
97. I can balance a checkbook.

Wow, I am almost close to #100
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
MikeC: 92. I give foot rubs when asked.
93. You’ll forever wonder what you’re missing if you don’t date me.
94. I have never pretended to be an Egyptian deity.
95. I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinski.
96. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
97. I can balance a checkbook.

Wow, I am almost close to #100



Almost - but you have to remove the quickie and the cats now!!laugh
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Unless, of course, you want to jump Baileys cats - they have been declawed, but they still have large teeth! laugh



MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
dcj22: Almost - but you have to remove the quickie and the cats now!!


Oh yea, you're right. Thanks for reminding me.

The cats; easy. I can do that no problem
*runs away*
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
MikeC: Oh yea, you're right. Thanks for reminding me.

The cats; easy. I can do that no problem
*runs away*



I don't blame you! If I didn't want the man so much I might not brave the cats myself. They could eat my damn dogs!

But I'll brave the cats. laugh



MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
97. I know a lot of different fingerings and positions ( on the guitar of course! )
98. The taste of your tongue is all I ever needed
99. We'll make history together
100. When you are trying to keep count, I will try to mess you up
101. I come with an extended warranty
102. I have never been in one of Tommy Lee's movies

I had to subtract one on the list since I didnt like one of them, but uhh, I broke the 100 mark! dancing
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Because I am the most sweet, innocent, and obedient guy around!!professor




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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
MikeC: 97. I know a lot of different fingerings and positions ( on the guitar of course! )
98. The taste of your tongue is all I ever needed
99. We'll make history together
100. When you are trying to keep count, I will try to mess you up
101. I come with an extended warranty


I had to subtract one on the list since I didnt like one of them, but uhh, I broke the 100 mark!


The tommy lee one is a repeat, woops I am at 101 now
Aries01 Kent, Kent, England UK
Phew!! lets hope ur future miss right likes a good read laugh.. :phew:



MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Aries01: Phew!! lets hope ur future miss right likes a good read .. :phew:


Lol, yea hope so



MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
102. I'm not materialistic
103. I love the simple things
104. I will never ask u to change
105. I will sit and play video games with you like a true friend
106. I'm spontanious
107. I'm very carefree
108. I truly care
109. your worries are my worries
110. I have a good smile




MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
anyone got any more ideas? I am running out of things to say lol
StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
MikeC: anyone got any more ideas? I am running out of things to say lol


You're into an Alabama hot pocket...rolling on the floor laughing



hrt4lse Redding, California USA
MikeC: 51. You haven’t had a sufficient dose of strangeness in your life.
52. I believe the rabbit should be given some Trix.
53. I do my own laundry.
54. No tyrannical system of government is named after me.
55. I’m smarter than the average bear.
56. I have no plans to give the Pope a wedgie.
57. I practice random kindness.


But are you smarter than a 5th grader?grin



hrt4lse Redding, California USA
I think you're at 100 ....you mentioned not leaving the toilet seat up twice....lol

I also liked #86....I probably won't turn gay laugh
thewall2 montreal, Quebec Canada
stefonline Dublin, Dublin Ireland
To date me you dont need a reason.......grin
thewall2 montreal, Quebec Canada
I got nothing to prove.......and the last thing I need to do is try to impress women.
It becomes a headache after a while.



F.UCK THIS S.HIT.









OUTTA HERE.

super



kamelia Negotino Macedonia
1. You will never get bored with me cause I am high maintenance roll eyes

2. I am well behaved and sweet (unless it's that time of month) laugh

3. I am smart and opinionated (which is considered good unless you disagree with me on something) dancing

4. I am beautiful and sexy (unless I just got out of bed with my hair all messy, have no make up, or my dress up clothes on) wink

5. Getting to know me better will be a long bumpy road (I hope you like surprises and ventures trips) innocent

Sorry I only made my top 5 list..but I think that will be enough to (dis)courage anyone yay



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Every person here should do this.

I love it.





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