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stephenblack newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:41 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
Oh well it looks like youve been a dozy bastrd all your life. do stand near the fire at xmas i want ya 2 incinerate ya arse.
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SamStoli Columbus, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:40 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
1. I like going to the zoo and looking at Giraffes.
2. I can drink you under the table.
3. I don't usually wear high heels and those hurt if you get kicked in the nuts with them.
4. I can cross the street by myself.
5. I'm a female that LIKES the taste of beer.
6. I can make you snazzy t-shirts.
7. You can stand under my umbrella ella ella eh.
8. I can see over the steering wheel.
9. I buy my own shit.
10. confused
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:29 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
I am back and with a vengeance!!!

123. I am almost as cool as Speed Racer!
124. I know how to cook. ( I can cook some mean mediteranean food )
125. I don't mind kissing you in front of my friends.
126. You can wear my Speed Racer boxers.
127. I will write you a song.

bouquet
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CjTenorSax Atwater, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:47 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: I am back and with a vengeance!!!

123. I am almost as cool as Speed Racer!
124. I know how to cook. ( I can cook some mean mediteranean food )
125. I don't mind kissing you in front of my friends.
126. You can wear my Speed Racer boxers.127. I will write you a song.


Erm, though, I would not, I guess you get many points from other girls for this entry.

All in all, kid, you got a good list. If I were two decades younger, I'd think about dating you. Good luck!hug bouquet hug
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zeelanderer Louisville, Kentucky USA
Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:52 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
I think we have a winner.... ladies, he is all yours... just don't hurt him too bad.

Good Luck

zee
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:58 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: I will start with 10 reasons why you should date me:1. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again
2. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy
3. You love my dorkiness
4. I won’t swear around your family
5. I’ll grant you three wishes
6. I've never been in one of Tommy Lee's movies
7. I like porn
8. I take a shower every day
9. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down)
10. I've never cried over spilt milk

Alright...your turn haha


2. Best of luck with that one!
3. Errmmm... no I won't!!
7. Mmmmm....
8. Just ONE??!! Bloody hell....!!
9. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

grin

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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:43 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
roseofsharon: 2. Best of luck with that one!
3. Errmmm... no I won't!!
7. Mmmmm....
8. Just ONE??!! Bloody hell....!!
9.


innocent
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:19 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
128. I'll be 21 next week (Muahahaha!)
129. I won't laugh when you scrape your wheel on the curb (well....I probably will)
130. I will stop and ask for directions (If I ABSOLUTELY have to!)

Yea I will be 21, who is gonna go celebrate with me?

cheers cheers dancing
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:30 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
131. I am low-maintenance. ( fuel me with twinkies and mountain dew and I'm good to go! )
132. You won't have to worry about coming home and finding me passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. (Mt. Dew cans perhaps...)
133. You won't have to worry about me hitting on other women. (You: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models... They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!”
Me: “ooooooo...”
You: “Hey!” *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Me: “What?”
You: “Never mind...” )

grin
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ger1916 kildare / dublin, Kildare Ireland
Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:36 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
god i dont have a list ,,, i just have a "9" inch penis and that usually does the trick rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing blushing blushing blushing applause dancing yay
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:17 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
134. I stay in good health. (despite the twinkies..)
135. I stay very active with MMA (look out Jet Li!)
136. I don't judge people. (whatever floats their boat)
137. Always willing to compromise. (isn't that the key to a long lasting relationship?)
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Tater springfield, Illinois USA
Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:19 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
confused confused confused confused dunno dunno dunno dunno dunno dunno dunno dunno dunno confused confused

These is my reasons..
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:30 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
ger1916: god i dont have a list ,,, i just have a "9" inch penis and that usually does the trick


Whoa buddy! Put the dragon back in it's cave, you don't want to hurt anyone with it rolling on the floor laughing
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:12 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
138. I don't pick my nose in public.
139. I usually chew my food with my mouth closed.
140. I have never peed in someone else's sink.
141. Your friends won't shut up until you get a boyfriend so it may as well be me.
142. Brad Pitt is not available.
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Jessamine Greenville, South Carolina USA
Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:49 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: 138. I don't pick my nose in public.
139. I usually chew my food with my mouth closed.
140. I have never peed in someone else's sink.
141. Your friends won't shut up until you get a boyfriend so it may as well be me.
142. Brad Pitt is not available.



applause applause applause
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bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:05 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: 138. I don't pick my nose in public.
139. I usually chew my food with my mouth closed.
140. I have never peed in someone else's sink.
141. Your friends won't shut up until you get a boyfriend so it may as well be me.
142. Brad Pitt is not available.


let em talk conversing rolling on the floor laughing

tongue
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Wednesday74 Central, Florida USA
Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:01 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
My Hero
super rolling on the floor laughing
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE Somewhere, California USA
Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:15 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
He is from California.
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MikeC Fountain Valley, California USA
Tue Feb 3, 2009 11:26 PM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
bohemianjack: let em talk


moping
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pesh121 Manila, Quezon City Philippines
Wed Feb 4, 2009 1:40 AM CST : The official "Reasons why you should date me!" thread
MikeC: 138. I don't pick my nose in public.
139. I usually chew my food with my mouth closed.
140. I have never peed in someone else's sink.
141. Your friends won't shut up until you get a boyfriend so it may as well be me.142. Brad Pitt is not available.


what a clever idea yay

you might want to add parents too on that..

cheering thumbs up
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