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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
RobbieM: You two wouldn't be able to make me stay still long enough to spank me!

Even while doing the typing i am multitasking.

I am as they say, a fidget arse.


Oh dear.

Do you wanna bet?

I know where you live.

RobbieM Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Sommerauer71: Oh dear.

Do you wanna bet?

I know where you live.


Best learn how to use GPS then as i rarely stay still for long! That's how i am still alive, i am hard to catch.

Mind you the best way to catch me is to prepare bacon sandwiches.

That will be your best chance of getting me to be where you want me.h, and hot tea...HOT.
Jan1305 Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain
RobbieM: Main hobby becomes nagging.

Favorite passtime......nagging.

Favorite place.....anywhere, and if you take her to the wrong place she can start nagging.

Cinema.....wrong movie, it was rubbish......nagging...all the way home.

Presents....wrong colour, wrong size......nagging fest.

Favorite holiday season......wont be a problem, there's always time to drag you to the garden centre and not find something useless for the house.....an ideal opportunity to nag why "they dont have those pots in blue".

New car.....jesus, you have had it....the colour might be nice, but none of the rest of it matters...expect to be nagged all the way home.

Favorite meal......nope you forgot, she changed , she likes lamb now not beef she told you that last sunday.......expect 3 more hours of nagging when you get home.

A day out......you may as well not even get up...you have friggin had it.She'll nag about the journey, where you park the car, the shape of the car even, and the food, why are the shops so crowded, why are all the men looking depressed?, this dress looks good doesn't it....and then you explain that it's soiled and then thats your fault.

When women get to a certain age they cant wait to nag the living daylights out of me.


I´ve know a few men like that Robbie:

Cinema.....wrong movie, rubbish....nag, nag , nag.
It´s 5 past 10, you finished work at 10, where have you been....nag, nag, nag.
Meet my friends, moan about going, don´t like them, pout, pout....nag, nag, nag.
Love that low cut top, but why are you wearing it to go out with friends?.....nag, nag, nag.
Why did you buy that brand of beer? You know I like .......nag, nag, nag.
Why are you working? It´s Saturday, what am I supposed to do?.....pout, pout, nag, nag, nag.
Why did you buy another pair of shoes ?(not with his money)....nag, nag, nag.

Women over 45 generally become independent, strong, confident and comfortable in our own skins and don´t particularly want to raise another (man)child.
RobbieM Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Jan1305: I´ve know a few men like that Robbie:

Cinema.....wrong movie, rubbish....nag, nag , nag.
It´s 5 past 10, you finished work at 10, where have you been....nag, nag, nag.
Meet my friends, moan about going, don´t like them, pout, pout....nag, nag, nag.
Love that low cut top, but why are you wearing it to go out with friends?.....nag, nag, nag.
Why did you buy that brand of beer? You know I like .......nag, nag, nag.
Why are you working? It´s Saturday, what am I supposed to do?.....pout, pout, nag, nag, nag.
Why did you buy another pair of shoes ?(not with his money)....nag, nag, nag.

Women over 45 generally become independent, strong, confident and comfortable in our own skins and don´t particularly want to raise another (man)child.


Can't we get the crotchety moany old gits to go somewhere and all nag each other?

I want a quiet life now, one where anyone who will argue with me will be ignored or told in the polite way to sincerely, bugger off!

Obviously i was doing a wind up, but clearly there are really those who can do nothing but complain about anything and everything.

That really honestly depresses the living shit out of me, and i cant cope with any more of it, ever.



COSMICDUST Newark, Delaware USA
dcj22: Hell NO!!! I just turned 45, and the guy I'm interested in is 39.

Are you sure he's acting like one?



Tamarin somewhere, Lothian, Scotland UK
I know exactly where you live my faceless friend admit it shame the devil... it would be all your Christmas's folded into one.rolling on the floor laughing
RobbieM Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Tamarin: I know exactly where you live my faceless friend admit it shame the devil... it would be all your Christmas's folded into one.


Nope all my xmas in one would be salma hayek and three clones of her and well the rest is privatelaugh



Tamarin somewhere, Lothian, Scotland UK
Oh you can but dream Robbielaugh
RobbieM Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Tamarin: Oh you can but dream Robbie


I bet they would just henpeck me and it would turn into a nightmare!

Right i suppose i better get back to the packaging.I'll pop back in tonight if i dont manage to put myself in hospital with a semi fatal scissor accident or tape myself to the toilet by mistake.



kissmedeeply Petitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada
i am 44 will let you know when i am 45hug
CrosstownTraffic Nr. Ruffec, Poitou-Charentes France
Is that after 2045?

If so I think they will be less like the flintstones and more like the Jetsons.



Bailey1138 Rittman, Ohio USA
dcj22: Hell NO!!! I just turned 45, and the guy I'm interested in is 39.


And, I might add... When a woman who has just turned 45 in fact becomes interested in a man who is 39, the pure and driven sexuality between them is simply supernova...!!! God, you turn me on!!!!love
DoznEggs Any town, New Jersey USA
The_Kansan: 46 = "after 45"


No fair, I was gonna say that, but you beat me to it! moping




pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
well....most keep getting better after 45, anyway!



rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
"what happens to woman after 45"

**"They post 10-15 year old pictures**

** They claim to be upset by so many young guys hitting on them** doh get rid of the younger pictures of yourself

**They claim to want a mature man** then put in their profile that they are looking for younger guys onlyconfused


Get serious,
I love the women my age!!!

Conversations with the much younger ones does not interest me much,,,What is the name of your fav Bar(I don't drink), JR just started walking, what do you mean- separate the cloths before washing, hell no I cant cook ramen noodleslaugh , What is motor oil and where does it go?, How do you like my fake nails, My husband left me for an older-more mature woman!!
rolling on the floor laughing

All in jest.. don't go postaldevil



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
they seek political office!! The only way they can screw guys!!!



















No...I didn't mean that!! but these fits just come upon me and I can't help myself!!
DoznEggs Any town, New Jersey USA
Been there, done that....... next


By the way, she gets smarter. wink



rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Oh come on........
Usually, as they age they act much younger!!!cheering cheering applause wave
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Most of the old women in nursing homes think they are 7 againlaugh



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
And I thought I was brave!!scold
druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
RobbieM: Main hobby becomes nagging.

Favorite passtime......nagging.

Favorite place.....anywhere, and if you take her to the wrong place she can start nagging.

Cinema.....wrong movie, it was rubbish......nagging...all the way home.

Presents....wrong colour, wrong size......nagging fest.

Favorite holiday season......wont be a problem, there's always time to drag you to the garden centre and not find something useless for the house.....an ideal opportunity to nag why "they dont have those pots in blue".

New car.....jesus, you have had it....the colour might be nice, but none of the rest of it matters...expect to be nagged all the way home.

Favorite meal......nope you forgot, she changed , she likes lamb now not beef she told you that last sunday.......expect 3 more hours of nagging when you get home.

A day out......you may as well not even get up...you have friggin had it.She'll nag about the journey, where you park the car, the shape of the car even, and the food, why are the shops so crowded, why are all the men looking depressed?, this dress looks good doesn't it....and then you explain that it's soiled and then thats your fault.

When women get to a certain age they cant wait to nag the living daylights out of me.


Funny...the opposite has become true of me. I nag a lot less than I did when I was 30, and I didn't nag a lot then to begin with...you're finding out why those women are single, that's all, Robbie. hug




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