One billion People Having Sex -VS- War and Crime
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Diamond789
Fort Worth , Texas USA
One Billion People Having Sex
Are we humans being good or bad ?
What could be termed good or bad ?
Diamond
If there's over three billion people on our planet today,,,,,does it mean that it's possible that at least one billion people have sex at least once a week over-all? Is it possible that all that sex could eventually cause our planet to bounce out of the Solar System ?
Is it possible that if every person of age had sex at once here on Mother Earth,,,,,,,,,,,, war and crime would be a thing of the past ?
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth;
95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline;
95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to
encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
As for myself,I don't know,I never received one.
The email said, "Tough luck, your other 95% are being bad so I am going to smite you (100%) mightily. For I am the God of fear and vengance. If I were not, you wouldn't all be killing each other in my name."
Hallowed be the Ori ... Oh hang on. No that is another set of fear and vengance gods. Sci-Fi TV series writers borrowing from real life.
Apostophe
Boksburg, Johannesburg South Africa
Diamond789
Fort Worth , Texas USA
Apostophe: Hump away - the meaning of life?
Now here is a thought ... and given the recent speculation on what to do if an asteroid (that's sorta like a heamorroid but a bigger ain in the ... well you know) If an asteroid should speed towards the Earth.
My suggestion is that we all stop fighting each other ... Yep, I know you LIKE fighting but the movements are too disorganised ... We all stop fighting each other and start bonking. Pretty soon, the thrusting and bumping will become synchronised ... You don't believe me, try tearing one off in a cheap motel with another couple doing the same on the other side of the paper thin walls ... The thrusting and bumping will become sychronised and pretty soon we'll get an Earth wobble up and WHOOSH! another close shave for the Earth but no ELE (That's Extinction Level Event for you non scientists).
I might write see if I can get funding to study this.
It is estimated that now there are around 6.7 billion people on the earth. All the amorous unions taking place will result in about 80 million more people a year, in excess of deaths, making an appearance, screaming for attention. Over-population is not a bit of trivia; it is a worldwide plague, and it will become a fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, unless man treats it as a plague instead of a triviality.
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