kissmedeeply: Sunday School Lesson
Little janice was not the best student in school. Usually she slept
through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping..Tell me Janice, who created the universe. when janice
didnt stir johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin
and jabbed her in the rear..
God almighty shouted janice and the teacher said, Very good, and
janice feel asleep.
A while later the teach asked janice. who is our Lord and Saviour
but janice didnt even stir from her slumber. once again johnny
came to the rescue and stuck her again
Jesus Christ shouted janice and the teacher said very good and
janice fell asleep..
Then the teacher asked janice a third question. What did eve
say to adam after she had her 23rd child and again johnny jabbed
her with a pin.
This time janice jumped and shouted If you stick me with that thing
one more time..I'll break it in half and stick it up your ASS
good one hun.Here is one of mine.
Charlie sees his friend on Manhattan's busiest Avenue from across the street.Hey Carl
Long time no see.How did you manage to cross the street ?
for 3 years I have been trying to cross that damn street
Carl answers
WEEEELL I didn't I was born on this side.