10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't

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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:41 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
Ok everyone knows by now I love these top 10 jokes, so here's another!!

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10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.


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DarkKnight2032 Salt Lake City, Utah USA
Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:45 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
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Good ones.

Here's one:

Husband to wife.....

Are you sure to stuff it that hard?

Reference: the turkey.
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:04 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
This is so juicey it's dripping down my chinrolling on the floor laughing wink
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:18 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
Gosh!!...that's a little ripe, isn't it??...


wow wow

mylifewithu: This is so juicey it's dripping down my chin
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Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:21 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
mylifewithu: This is so juicey it's dripping down my chin


Gotta napkin?
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:23 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
Abram: Gotta napkin?
Just lick it offprofessor wink rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:29 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
Squeeze it gently or it will squirt everywhere.







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The icing packet for cinnamon rollstongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:31 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
mylifewithu: Just lick it off


You know those times you wake up in the middle of the night, and need a snack. I learned that, not shaving my mustache saved me a few steps!laugh
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:39 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
Abram: You know those times you wake up in the middle of the night, and need a snack. I learned that, not shaving my mustache saved me a few steps!
But then do you save milk there too to go with those cookie crumbsprofessor devil rolling on the floor laughing
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Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:48 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
mylifewithu: But then do you save milk there too to go with those cookie crumbs


Good to have a refreshment stand right beside ya.
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ger1916 kildare / dublin, Kildare Ireland
Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:41 PM CST : 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
mylifewithu: Ok everyone knows by now I love these top 10 jokes, so here's another!!

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10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.


my little nephew shouted out christmas day ... uncle gerry mammy gave santa a hand emptying his sack before he left.... i was in stiches laughing hahahahahah rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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