Warning! I heard some guy has misletoe hung on his pants zipper!

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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
First it was a Santa hat now mistletoe on his zipper!



roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
RillyNiceGuy: First it was a Santa hat now mistletoe on his zipper!


Quick, start the car...... quickly, QUICKLY!!! uh oh help

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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
roseofsharon: Quick, start the car...... quickly, QUICKLY!!!



Are you going to or running from? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
RillyNiceGuy: Are you going to or running from?



NOW.... wadda you think??!! roll eyes

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choppinsman manton, Michigan USA
In response to: First it was a Santa hat now mistletoe on his zipper!



You were misinformed. the mistletoe hangs from the belt buckle!



southmiami Tampa, Florida USA
I guess it all depends on the seasons temperature don’t you think? Sometimes we choose to change the calendar by mistake.
I’m dreaming of a …………………. X-MAS



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
I usually stick mistle toe out the back of my pants....so all can kiss me there!!devil
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
In response to: First it was a Santa hat now mistletoe on his zipper!
If I like the man , I don't care where he hangs the mistloe on his body, I'm kissing it.wink tongue devil



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
mylifewithu: If I like the man , I don't care where he hangs the mistloe on his body, I'm kissing it.



Take Me!! Take Me!!banana
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
pretzelman: Take Me!! Take Me!!
lips hug devil Okie Dokie wink



roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
pretzelman: I usually stick mistle toe out the back of my pants....so all can kiss me there!!


Actually I might try that.... after all, nothing else seems to be working?!
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reb56 carthage, Missouri USA
hope,its not poison ivy lol.
mylifewithu: If I like the man , I don't care where he hangs the mistloe on his body, I'm kissing it.
hole giggle giggle hole




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