Allen38: First see mine:
If you wanna look fresh, follw this simple recipe:
1- 50% carrot juice
2- 25% parsley juice
3- 25% celery juice
drink every other day a midium glass of that mixture. It's prescribed for women not only look younger but they bring a beautiful baby too.
And men look fresh and they can produce semen in plenty.
TRY THIS HELPFUL JUICE AND LET ME KNOW IN A MONTH THE CHANGE IN YOU!
I'm sorry, but that sounds about as teasing to the taste buds as a styrofoam snack.
Parsley juice?
How on earth do you get a cup of parsley juice?
You'd need a patch of prasley so big you could fit a Super Bowl stadium on it.
And what if I rather produce the semen over having the fresh look, which part do I increase? Carrot, parsley or celery?
What if I add a tad of chocolate, will it make me...
...oh, I won't go there...