Age is a number. Do you believe so?

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Allen38 Isfahan Iran
Pls share your recipe to help others. It's kinda paving health path to others toward antiaging.




PietroPaoloV Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Allen38: First see mine:
If you wanna look fresh, follw this simple recipe:

1- 50% carrot juice
2- 25% parsley juice
3- 25% celery juice

drink every other day a midium glass of that mixture. It's prescribed for women not only look younger but they bring a beautiful baby too.
And men look fresh and they can produce semen in plenty.
TRY THIS HELPFUL JUICE AND LET ME KNOW IN A MONTH THE CHANGE IN YOU!


I'm sorry, but that sounds about as teasing to the taste buds as a styrofoam snack.
Parsley juice?
How on earth do you get a cup of parsley juice?
You'd need a patch of prasley so big you could fit a Super Bowl stadium on it.

And what if I rather produce the semen over having the fresh look, which part do I increase? Carrot, parsley or celery?
What if I add a tad of chocolate, will it make me...
...oh, I won't go there...



PietroPaoloV Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Allen38: Pls share your recipe to help others. It's kinda paving health path to others toward antiaging.


1 Banana
1 Rubber glove
1 Etch-a-sketch
I tube Flash Gordon's love-lube
3 coins for the jukebox
25% cornflakes
20 cm tinfoil

bring out vacuum, plug in, start the game



Allen38 Isfahan Iran
PietroPaoloV: I'm sorry, but that sounds about as teasing to the taste buds as a styrofoam snack.
Parsley juice?
How on earth do you get a cup of parsley juice?
You'd need a patch of prasley so big you could fit a Super Bowl stadium on it.

And what if I rather produce the semen over having the fresh look, which part do I increase? Carrot, parsley or celery?
What if I add a tad of chocolate, will it make me...
...oh, I won't go there...

Try it only for a month. It'll be tasty.
Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
Age is a number do you believe so?

Do not believe, I know so. A number to mark the number of years you have lived outside the mothers womb. A time marking the number of years you have interacted with other human beings, as they have interacted with you. Every part of that interaction, personal actions, add to, or take away from, the number of years being active of that body. It can be ended of a moments notice, both, of your actions, or somebody elses actions. We all only live of it, to live without its limitations, or to die of the limitations imposed. All of which has to do with your personal actions, and interactions with others. You will learn this, and after its lesson have no recourse in correcting wrongs commited of the flesh you once had the advantage of inhabiting. It's Your Choice.



Dusty45 Louisville, Kentucky USA





It's all an illusion.



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Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
Dusty45: It's all an illusion.


Or maybe the Grand Illusion, Styx,

"So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because your neighbors got it made
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same..."



Dusty45 Louisville, Kentucky USA
Abram: Or maybe the Grand Illusion , Styx,

"So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because your neighbors got it made
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same..."


Yep. That's what I meant. wink

It's all about the Mind.



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Allen38: First see mine:
If you wanna look fresh, follw this simple recipe:

1- 50% carrot juice
2- 25% parsley juice
3- 25% celery juice

drink every other day a midium glass of that mixture. It's prescribed for women not only look younger but they bring a beautiful baby too.
And men look fresh and they can produce semen in plenty.
TRY THIS HELPFUL JUICE AND LET ME KNOW IN A MONTH THE CHANGE IN YOU!



When did you become my doctor?

How about 38 glasses of Chablis, 49 ciggies and a good shag with a fine man?

Makes me feel 21 again.

thewall2 montreal, Quebec Canada
Til this day,the most beautiful woman I've been with was 47 at the time,and I WAS 21.



She turned THE WALL*CLENCHES FIST* INTO A MAN....lol.
DoznEggs Any town, New Jersey USA
Yes, age is only a number. But in all honesty, when you start getting to the higher numbers, they get a little harder to take. sigh

Don't Smoke, Drink, Do Drugs or worship the sun.

Not what you want to hear, eh? Sorry! I never did any of those and have always had my age mistaken for 10-12 years younger than I am.

Inheriting good genes helps too!


teddybear
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
pretzelman: Great answerLadies!! don't spit it out. It's good for you!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I don't...so, if he drinks the juice, do I still get the benefits? (Not for healthy babies, had my two, thanks. Now they're teens, and the factory has turned into a playground.)

Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Sommerauer71: When did you become my doctor?

How about 38 glasses of Chablis, 49 ciggies and a good shag with a fine man?

Makes me feel 21 again.


My kind of recipe....cheers



Allen38 Isfahan Iran
Yes you can add some pepper and salt or Tabasco sauce if you like hot chilli, it tastes better.
deadflowers annapolis, Maryland USA
It's a state of mind.



rwantin Costa Mesa, California USA
To the best of my knowledge, it is quantified in a numerical format. professor

That being said, one of my favorite things my father always tells me is "grow up, don't grow old." Think about it.
Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
I think you can reduce your age by sex. The more you have the younger you get! banana head banger banana head banger
gingerb Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Big_John: I think you can reduce your age by sex. The more you have the younger you get!


Only as old as the women you feel huh?rolling on the floor laughing



Allen38 Isfahan Iran
Will you study a bit about my recipe medically, and see what I mean. See the ingredients in carrot, parsely, and celery. You are to try for one month and if helpful continue with smaller servings. Try it, sure you like. Pls don't miss this oprtunity specially you girls!




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