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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:15 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
ok, Just for fun... no truth allowed in this thread.. lets hear all of the BS!!


I am the best lover in the world , when I am good and drunkheart wings
and if you don't believe me, I will run you over with my Maserati!
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:16 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I am not a filthy minded horny bitch. devil
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:17 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Size doesn't matter to me devil uh oh
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:18 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 30 uh oh
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:18 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
sxc666: I am not a filthy minded horny bitch.


Good!!!! I hate filthy minded horny bitches!tongue wave

Damn =you would look fantastic in a fire proof suit
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:21 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
sxc666: I didn't lose my virginity until I was 30


I would have guessed that you still had it, you look so much like a Nun!professor

I have 5 penises, my rubbers fit like a glove!peace
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:21 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
My real name WAS Andrew..... cheers
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:23 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: I would have guessed that you still had it, you look so much like a Nun!

I have 5 penises, my rubbers fit like a glove!
I get that all the time innocent



I am an undercover CS moderator grin
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RobbieM Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:24 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
My real name is sally and i have a fetish for wrestling crocodiles, then beating them to death with my handbags then turning them into designer luggage that i sell on ebay under the handle tinypenis.
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:24 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I am a handsome cheeky sort of guy. Women swoon when in my presence. But animals hate me. I am rich and debt free. I hate sex so I nevermasturbare. I am a chrter menmer of the Christian Coalition, and I give a sizable amount of moey, yearly, to the Republican Party!!
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:25 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
sxc666: I get that all the time
I am an undercover CS moderator




Grrrrmumbling
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:26 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
roseofsharon: My real name WAS Andrew.....


Whats up Bro?
And thanks for donating you extra parts to me for improvements!!
I was originally only 2 inches long... so glad to finally have 11 inches!!yay
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:26 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
roseofsharon: My real name WAS Andrew.....



Then you can handle what I've got!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:28 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: Whats up Bro?
And thanks for donating you extra parts to me for improvements!!
I was originally only 2 inches long... so glad to finally have 11 inches!!


Eleven inches??!! You're not suppose to fold it in half, ya know!! roll eyes Jeez!! doh

rolling on the floor laughing
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immanuelle Den Haag, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:28 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: ok, Just for fun... no truth allowed in this thread..


I never tell a lie....hmmmm
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:28 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
pretzelman: I am a handsome cheeky sort of guy. Women swoon when in my presence. But animals hate me. I am rich and debt free. I hate sex so I nevermasturbare. I am a chrter menmer of the Christian Coalition, and I give a sizable amount of moey, yearly, to the Republican Party!!


Jezzz ship... I didn't saw so much BS all at once that we have to gargle with itrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:30 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
roseofsharon: My real name WAS Andrew.....


Bugger!! I've just re-read this thread... I thought it was about telling the truth!!
doh

Ohhh well.... everyone knew anyways...!! roll eyes

grin
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:34 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
immanuelle: I never tell a lie....hmmmm

We all know that no one online would ever tell a lie.

By the way... I am 3/4 black myself.. applause

I have been a member here at CS doe over 24 years and have had sex with every woman here...happy place violin
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:36 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
roseofsharon: Bugger!! I've just re-read this thread... I thought it was about telling the truth!!


Ohhh well.... everyone knew anyways...!!


I think they messed up on your surgery!! because clearly-- you still have Balls!!rolling on the floor laughing
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:39 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
sxc666: I get that all the time
I am an undercover CS moderator


I would never want to see you under cover!!

ok, thats an odd one... is a lie and truth combinedconfused
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