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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:20 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
jampet: hey- you only said today was tell the truth day!!!


Then go for it, Tell us all about yourself! wink

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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:02 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Obama's true past has just come to light,
He was born in NYC.. he and parents moved to Vegas when he was only 6, where his father became a badly addicted gambler,
one night his father was facing a total loss of home, car and all.. so he places his son Barack up as collateral.

he lost... so from that point on, Obama was raised by the black pantherswink
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:13 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: Obama's true past has just come to light,
He was born in NYC.. he and parents moved to Vegas when he was only 6, where his father became a badly addicted gambler,
one night his father was facing a total loss of home, car and all.. so he places his son Barack up as collateral.

he lost... so from that point on, Obama was raised by the black panthers



Yep and he moved to Chicago to take over his great-grandfather Al Capones business...He's known around town as Don Obama.....and actually runs the Black Panthers now....professor dunno uh oh grin
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:26 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: Yep and he moved to Chicago to take over his great-grandfather Al Capones business...He's known around town as Don Obama.....and actually runs the Black Panthers now....


I hear he is also an ex alcoholic and coke user that everything he touches turns to shit!!!

OH.. wait, My mistake.. that is Bush!!
Sorry, had to inject just a second of truth..laugh
I'm going to cyber hell for breaking my own rules
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:28 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
He is also going to raise chickens on the whitehouse lawn!yay
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romi79 Para, Para Brazil
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:33 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
wow- interesting
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:34 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
romi79: wow- interesting


Cool, read the OP.. this thread is nothing but lies.. truth not allowedwave
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romi79 Para, Para Brazil
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:45 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
i know...you all are funny- i was saying there were some interesting replies...funny! :-)
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:53 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

...hey Andy...good to see you after so long!!!...


roseofsharon: My real name WAS Andrew.....
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:56 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I was thinking about getting a sex change.. just so I could be lesbiantongue
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:27 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: That is because they use their feet instead.... all women want to do is walk all over us... My Ex wore the pants.


Walking with bare feet is allow!
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DragonLee pleasantville, New Jersey USA
Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:32 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: ok, Just for fun... no truth allowed in this thread.. lets hear all of the BS!!I am the best lover in the world , when I am good and drunk
and if you don't believe me, I will run you over with my Maserati!
i hate nascar, and large brested horny women
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jlw45 duncanville, Texas USA
Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:36 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: I was thinking about getting a sex change.. just so I could be lesbian
i was gonna do that too....but, than i thaught better of it...because i would probably end up with the big butch type ,with a chain hanging off her walletuh oh
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:02 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
jlw45: i was gonna do that too....but, than i thaught better of it...because i would probably end up with the big butch type ,with a chain hanging off her wallet


laugh I would be more afraid of the ones with the strap marks around their waist!
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:33 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I lost my gerbil
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lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:34 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: I lost my gerbil


Oh boy! wow
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:35 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
lusciousmile: Oh boy!


Ahhh, I found it...
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jampet wexford, Westmeath Ireland
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:13 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: I lost my gerbil


i'd like to pet your gerbilinnocent
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Marseilles Somewhere, Indiana USA
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:15 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: ok, Just for fun... no truth allowed in this thread.. lets hear all of the BS!!I am the best lover in the world , when I am good and drunk
and if you don't believe me, I will run you over with my Maserati!


uh oh Good thread.....? dunno

tongue tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:28 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
jampet: i'd like to pet your gerbil


You're such a good girl laugh wave
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