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jampet wexford, Westmeath Ireland
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:38 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: You're such a good girl


my mother would be proud of melaugh
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:43 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
jampet: my mother would be proud of me


I really dislike people with a good sense of humor...laugh
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Thalassa Athens, Attica Greece
Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:12 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I have no gag reflex.

grin
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:24 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
jlb684: I have no gag reflex.


Oh my, I know how to respond to thatgrin
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:00 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Damn..I just burned a hole in my favorite Persian silk smoking jacket,
I'm going to have to punish my personal Cuban cigar roller for rolling them too loose!yay
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airliner Central, New Jersey USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:05 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I shave my palms twice a month































and wax'em for the rest of the monthpeace
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BamaBoy74 Montevallo, Alabama USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:08 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I'm hung like a Ken doll:P
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:39 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
yay yay Great news... my ship just came in yay yay

Damn.. wouldn't ya know it, I was at the train station and missed itcrying crying

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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:45 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
jlb684: I have no gag reflex.


I have great depth perception!
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:49 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
jampet: i'd like to pet your gerbil


Last night was fantastic!!!
You said next time is free... RIGHT!!???
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:51 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: Last night was fantastic!!!
You said next time is free... RIGHT!!???


Yes I did but I still get to be the driver... laugh laugh laugh
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:56 PM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: Yes I did but I still get to be the driver...


and you make a darn good Chauffeur!

You are looking great tonight, bet ya have all of the ladies chasing ya!
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:17 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: Great news... my ship just came in

Damn.. wouldn't ya know it, I was at the train station and missed it





Noconfused I've been here all night!!help
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:19 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I'm tall, curvy, beautiful, and shallow. grin
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:20 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: I'm tall, curvy, beautiful, and shallow.





I like shallow women, I have a small dick!!rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:24 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
pretzelman: I like shallow women, I have a small dick!!




I love small dicks. Do you still wear fishnets and high heels? batting
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:27 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: and you make a darn good Chauffeur!

You are looking great tonight, bet ya have all of the ladies chasing ya!


Yes, all the ladies are chasing me. Too bad I have such a teeny weenie
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:28 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: Yes, all the ladies are chasing me. Too bad I have such a teeny weenie



Didn't you see? I like teeny weenies. wink
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:31 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I really love women with very slack vaginas!!rolling on the floor laughing

I also love the really short, ugly and disease ridden gals!
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:35 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: Didn't you see? I like teeny weenies.


Well then all I can say is Dr. Sparky at your cervix...laugh
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