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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:36 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rasgumby: I really love women with very slack vaginas!!

I also love the really short, ugly and disease ridden gals!


That comment arroused me... laugh
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loverboy690 East Jordan, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:37 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: I'm tall, curvy, beautiful, and shallow.

Just the type I like.
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loverboy690 East Jordan, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:40 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: Didn't you see? I like teeny weenies.

well that leaves me out with this foot long sub.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:57 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: I love small dicks. Do you still wear fishnets and high heels?





for youdevil
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:58 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: Well then all I can say is Dr. Sparky at your cervix...



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


That was funny, no matter who you are! laugh
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 12:59 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
pretzelman: for you



devil I also love snakes!
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:00 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
loverboy690: Just the type I like.



You did see that this is the lying thread, didn't you? laugh
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:00 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ....and worms, so it seemsrolling on the floor laughing
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:01 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
pretzelman: ....and worms, so it seems



That was not funny... laugh
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kurt37 manitowoc, Wisconsin USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:01 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
the world is full of faithful, loyal honest women, and none have ever gotten drunk and cheated on there spouses
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:02 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: I also love snakes!


I hate sex with womenlaugh
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loverboy690 East Jordan, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:02 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: You did see that this is the lying thread, didn't you?

no sliped right past like that darn snakerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kitty01 Morinville, Alberta Canada
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:02 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I am just crazy about men who have very long beards that gets dragged in their soup.
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rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:03 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I'm very cute and wouldn't even dream of hurting a fly! batting stuck
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rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:03 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
kitty01: I am just crazy about men who have very long beards that gets dragged in their soup.


rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:03 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: That comment arroused me...



You're easy. Oh, wait, we're supposed to lie. Never mind. laugh
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loverboy690 East Jordan, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:03 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
loverboy690: no sliped right past like that darn snake

sorry I quess it's time to pull out the tweezers and pepper
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:04 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
pretzelman: ....and worms, so it seems




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:05 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: You're easy. Oh, wait, we're supposed to lie. Never mind.


I eat crackers in bed and use the crumbs for lubricant
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:05 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
loverboy690: no sliped right past like that darn snake



I can take on anything! rolling on the floor laughing
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