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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:05 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: I eat crackers in bed and use the crumbs for lubricant



Oh, hell! I'm completely keeping a straight face. help
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kitty01 Morinville, Alberta Canada
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:06 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I love men who cannot perform in bed, then I get alot of sleep.
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:06 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: Oh, hell! I'm completely keeping a straight face.


Nothing ever get straight on me..
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:06 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: I hate sex with women



You can't have Starlin in his fishnets and heels. scold
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:07 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: Oh, hell! I'm completely keeping a straight face.
Reallywink hug
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loverboy690 East Jordan, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:07 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
It's hard to break my consentration when girls walk by.
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:07 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
kitty01: I love men who cannot perform in bed, then I get alot of sleep.


We need to hook up because I couldn't get it up with a crane.. laugh
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:08 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
kitty01: I love men who cannot perform in bed, then I get alot of sleep.
Ok Byewink
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:09 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: Oh, hell! I'm completely keeping a straight face.
Not when I'm workingwink hug
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:09 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: You can't have Starlin in his fishnets and heels.


I live in a masterbatorium
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rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:09 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: I eat crackers in bed and use the crumbs for lubricant


Ewwwww! To lubricate your ear wax?

I lubricate my ear wax with dead flies that have the cheek to buzz my ears! very mad

I lubricated a chicken once, before my mother told me it was supposed to be dead first! moping

I bought a can of 'lube' for my car the other day.... it cost more than the piggin car is worth! crying

The other day I told my darling that I loved her - she said:

'I lube you too!' confused
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:10 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: I also love snakes!
What sizewink
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loverboy690 East Jordan, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:11 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: We need to hook up because I couldn't get it up with a crane..

what I need a sami to pull full power to pull it out.
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:11 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
rusty_knight: Ewwwww! To lubricate your ear wax?

I lubricate my ear wax with dead flies that have the cheek to buzz my ears!

I lubricated a chicken once, before my mother told me it was supposed to be dead first!

I bought a can of 'lube' for my car the other day.... it cost more than the piggin car is worth!

The other day I told my darling that I loved her - she said:

'I lube you too!'


Your a normal human being and I hate youlaugh
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:11 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: I hate sex with women
Your on the wrong thread Buddy....
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:13 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
gtthomas: Your on the wrong thread Buddy....


You must have read the title of this thread... laugh
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:13 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
kitty01: I am just crazy about men who have very long beards that gets dragged in their soup.
I don't have a beard...darnmoping
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:13 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: I live in a masterbatorium



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kitty01 Morinville, Alberta Canada
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:14 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
I wear plaid p.j.s to bed. I have to take off my wig, remove my teeth, and take out my rubber breasts. Once I am done removing my makeup and my false eye lashes I will be ready for a night of kinky sex.
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:14 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: You must have read the title of this thread...
Yups!!!!!dancing
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