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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:15 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: I live in a masterbatorium
That's one on onelaugh
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:15 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
kitty01: I wear plaid p.j.s to bed. I have to take off my wig, remove my teeth, and take out my rubber breasts. Once I am done removing my makeup and my false eye lashes I will be ready for a night of kinky sex.


That story just made me really hot Yet another volcano errupticon. I don't need a cigarette nowlaugh
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:16 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
kitty01: I wear plaid p.j.s to bed. I have to take off my wig, remove my teeth, and take out my rubber breasts. Once I am done removing my makeup and my false eye lashes I will be ready for a night of kinky sex.
sleep
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:18 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: Oh, hell! I'm completely keeping a straight face.
You think sowink head banger
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:19 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sorry,what did you say sweethearthug kiss
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:20 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
gtthomas: Your on the wrong thread Buddy....



Thomas, you have to lie on this thread -- so I should be telling you to only speak the truth. laugh
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CuspofMagic Crystal City, South Australia Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:21 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
--- I actually live in Stockholm, Sweden attend the University as a Quantum Physicist professor and at night work as a stripper in the local ladies club under the psuedonmn HunkaSpunk
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:21 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: Thomas, you have to lie on this thread -- so I should be telling you to only speak the truth.


Not tonight Dana, I've got a headache...
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:22 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: Not tonight Dana, I've got a headache...




You always have a headache. laugh
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:22 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
CuspofMagic: --- I actually live in Stockholm, Sweden attend the University as a Quantum Physicist professor and at night work as a stripper in the local ladies club under the psuedonmn HunkaSpunk



I'm turned on now! banana
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kitty01 Morinville, Alberta Canada
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:23 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
My ideal man would always be so far ahead of me I might lose site of him, he would not want to give me any massages with oils and certainly not want to lick ice cream with sauce off my bottom.
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:24 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: Thomas, you have to lie on this thread -- so I should be telling you to only speak the truth.
I always speak the truth sweetheartwink That is a will that lives in me always..
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:25 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: You always have a headache.


Please don't define head ache
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:25 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: I'm turned on now!
WOW!!!!!!blushing can you sharehug
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CuspofMagic Crystal City, South Australia Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:25 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: I'm turned on now!


--- me too!!! --- (')
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loverboy690 East Jordan, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:25 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
dcj22: I can take on anything!

Even if I do have two get the tweezers?
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:26 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
kitty01: My ideal man would always be so far ahead of me I might lose site of him, he would not want to give me any massages with oils and certainly not want to lick ice cream with sauce off my bottom.


My ideal woman has boobies that look like tennis balls in a pair of gym socks
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:27 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: Please don't define head ache



I will! Eventually. uh oh
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gtthomas Towson, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:27 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
kitty01: My ideal man would always be so far ahead of me I might lose site of him, he would not want to give me any massages with oils and certainly not want to lick ice cream with sauce off my bottom.
Maybe from your lipsblushing
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kitty01 Morinville, Alberta Canada
Fri Jan 9, 2009 1:27 AM CST : You can't handle the truth!!!
Sparky55: That story just made me really hot Yet another volcano errupticon. I don't need a cigarette now


I was going to go to bed now, but I will stay up and wait for you. I want you to prove everything that you said as I believe every word of it.

Time to hook up.....hurry.shimmy shimmy shimmy

I am in the process of removing everything as I type this.kiss
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