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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
TheresMyFriend: How bout 2/3 bitch in bed, and 1/3 lady in public...to hell with the kitchen...we just order out!!!!!!!!


My kind of man! rolling on the floor laughing Even better if it's 2/3 bitch in bed, 1/3 lady in public, and he's in the kitchen! rolling on the floor laughing



Acute Islamabad, Islamabad Pakistan
hollysaffron: +1/3 lady in public,1/3good in kitchen:is that what men wont???
cent per cent in the bed remaining go to hellheart beating



DJlaysitup Chamblee, Georgia USA
The funny thing - and this was in an American workplace...the question in a get-together was - what do you value in a woman?

I was like fourth...the others said things I would have said first...Intelligence (he was sucking up)...attractiveness (obvious)...big boomers (of course)...everybody laughed. A good income.........and I said "a good cook"......you would have thought i was shot with all the woman's guns, arrows, and darts at once.

Jeezus - doesn't anylady cook anymore?




hollysaffron wintertur, Aargau Switzerland
DJlaysitup: The funny thing - and this was in an American workplace...the question in a get-together was - what do you value in a woman?

I was like fourth...the others said things I would have said first...Intelligence (he was sucking up)...attractiveness (obvious)...big boomers (of course)...everybody laughed. A good income.........and I said "a good cook"......you would have thought i was shot with all the woman's guns, arrows, and darts at once.

Jeezus - doesn't anylady cook anymore?
yes,i like



DJlaysitup Chamblee, Georgia USA
Honestly Holly....you would have thought I was from another planet - all I said was "a good cook" and i was totally plasterized. I thought it would be similar to a woman saying she wan't her man to be a good shot. Made sense to me.



bushbun Minneapolis, Minnesota USA
And what is that good in the bed !???? No woman ever was good in the bed with bad man. No woman ever was bad in the bed with good man...






hollysaffron wintertur, Aargau Switzerland
bushbun: And what is that good in the bed !???? No woman ever was good in the bed with bad man. No woman ever was bad in the bed with good man...
thumbs up thats is reality.



DJlaysitup Chamblee, Georgia USA
Well if the lady knows how to cook - so will I 0 not cooking so much - and I'll be doing some handy things around the place too (fixing fences and escorting young ladies.....well..you know)
Who's gonna fix these biscuits!!! Here she is honey - just a little late.
Drewski Olds, Alberta Canada
In response to: How bout 2/3 bitch in bed, and 1/3 lady in public...to hell with the kitchen...we just order out!!!!!!!!


Nah, 90% bitch in bed and ten percent in public cause we won't be in public very much unless people are watching which changes the formula to 99% and 1% (somebody has to answer the pizza guy at the door.)



DJlaysitup Chamblee, Georgia USA
There'll be no threee about me.



petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
hollysaffron: +1/3 lady in public,1/3good in kitchen:is that what men wont???


You forgot the uninhibited pig in bed.laugh




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