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StevenSchwartz Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:20 AM CST : 12 Days of Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas my ex did say to me "You're a complete and utter tool"
On the 2nd day of Christmas my ex did say to me "Stop wearing my clothes"
On the 3rd day of Christmas my ex did say to me "Stop abusing my mother"
On the 4th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "Boil your head in a pan"
FIVE STONE GAINED
On the 6th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "I reached my target weight of 23 stone, 6 ounces and half a pound of lard"
On the 7th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "YOU'RE A FUCKING TWAT"
On the 8th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "I've changed the locks"
On the 9th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "I've slept with your friends, they're a better screw than your 2 minutes of funnnnn"
On the 10th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "I'll take the house, the car the kids and the dog"
On the 11th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "You are hopeless in bed and the last I orgasmed was in 1972"
On the 12th day of Christmas my ex did say to me "Why have you poisoned the roast dinner" THUD.
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stephenblack newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:43 PM CST : 12 Days of Christmas
Sing the CHORUS:

12 Twelve Twats a twitching

11 Eleven lecherous lesbians

10 Ten Torn off tools

9 Nine hardened nipples

8 Eight aching arseholes

7 Seven sexless spinsters

6 Six convicted vicars

5 Five choir boys

4 Four boys scouts

3 Three french whores

2 Shit house doors

1 and my lord montague of Beaulieu.

Oh and steve your ex. says your brother has a bigger cock than you.

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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:26 PM CST : 12 Days of Christmas
stephenblack: Sing the CHORUS:

12 Twelve Twats a twitching

11 Eleven lecherous lesbians

10 Ten Torn off tools

9 Nine hardened nipples

8 Eight aching arseholes

7 Seven sexless spinsters

6 Six convicted vicars

5 Five choir boys

4 Four boys scouts

3 Three french whores

2 Shit house doors

1 and my lord montague of Beaulieu.

Oh and steve your ex. says your brother has a bigger cock than you.


Only 9 hardened nipples? I thought they came in pairs...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:27 PM CST : 12 Days of Christmas
Anyway...funny post! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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stephenblack newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:05 PM CST : 12 Days of Christmas
ty druid bud a'hahahahahahahahah!
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