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I seen them , it even made me stop and stare cause it's so ridiculous

Nope, not just you...good description, though twisted, as always! Please never change!

mmmm...

Perfect

If the people on their site look and dance like them there's bugger all chance me being nosey as i don't want to stare at demented quasimodo lookalikes with chilli powder rubbed on their genitals.

Sod that.

Have you also noticed another ad with models being three people looking to meet people?

One called Audrey38 is actually a model who does glamour modelling who goes under the name "Jordan".

Surely to god the people seeing her in the add wont be that stupid to think she couldn't get a date?

For god sake she is married and is in the papers every day!

Is that why the clothes on the models don't look the same on me?

If the people on their site look and dance like them there's bugger all chance me being nosey as i don't want to stare at demented quasimodo lookalikes with chilli powder rubbed on their genitals.

Sod that.

Have you also noticed another ad with models being three people looking to meet people?

One called Audrey38 is actually a model who does glamour modelling who goes under the name "Jordan".

Surely to god the people seeing her in the add wont be that stupid to think she couldn't get a date?

For god sake she is married and is in the papers every day![/quote]

Then there's the equally irritating advert by the same company who manage to make two silloettes dance as well.

These two dance like their off a gay pride march or off the love boat.

Clearly the man model for this dances like a mincing tart and if he's not a raving homosexual i am a fairy princess!

You wouldn't want that yellow animated dress that looks like a sack tied up under her boobs would you?

You could put Angelina Jolie in that, in its correct size and she would look like a tea lady who had soiled herself in a freak bowl spasm accident?

Christ i wouldn't even fancy Monicca Bellucci in that dress, and in here case in particular i would have to be levered off with a crow bar.

How did you know I bought that dress last week? Only in green.

Oh my gosh my sides hurt now

Oh crap I didn;t mean to quote anyone, how weird this site can be now.

That's ok...did you notice that now everyone is bold and italicized? At least those who've quoted since Robbie did that. I don't know how this one of mine will come out...but I didn't quote anyone, didn't bold anything, and didn't italicize it. Maybe I can break the pattern.


OH, and did you notice that they're still using the dancing pumpkin geek for a commercial, too? Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Halloween two months ago?

Nope...didn't break the pattern. Weird happenings on CS tonight.

I noticed and I noticed it's not everywhere, they must be working on things. That is good.

Let's party with the bold words.

jesus in green, you must look like a couple of mutated marrows held together with string?

Email me a picture, this i have to see!

Of course, after you post a face pic.

Re pumpkin head, that is me you know!

Well it will be when i come home from the pub tomorrow night.

After all he dresses like me, dances in a demented way like me and has a pumpkin on his head.Tomorrow i post a picture of me for real, but i wont spoil the surprise!