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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:25 AM CST : Advice to drunks!
Do not sit on stools with four legs. Only sit on stools with three legs,they are safer for drunks. They are 25% safer because you only have three sides to fall off of instead of four!professor
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fireliter Allen Park, Michigan USA
Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:28 AM CST : Advice to drunks!
wouldn't that increase your odds of falling to 33% as compared to 25%
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:31 AM CST : Advice to drunks!
fireliter: wouldn't that increase your odds of falling to 33% as compared to 25%


But a two legged stool would be 100% confused


No legs! Then it would be 100% safer! thumbs up cheers
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SexyAttorney Clearwater, Florida USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 11:12 PM CST : Advice to drunks!
If you sat on the floor and drank you would not have this dilemma......confused
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Topher83 Yorktown, Virginia USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 11:13 PM CST : Advice to drunks!
Yea screw that. Ill lay on the bar.
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SexyAttorney Clearwater, Florida USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 11:15 PM CST : Advice to drunks!
Topher83: Yea screw that. Ill lay on the bar.


Better yet, with a funnel.......There problem solved. I knew two heads were better than one!
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