Well, am not taken but I was abducted once then the police found me on the street sleeping
and they brought me back home. You see I was already sleeping
when they took me from home and when I started to snore
they thought it was the police behind them so they trough me out of the window.
Anyway, as soon as I came home I was kidnapped!!!! and those idiots started cutting my fingers and send them home one by one asking for a ransom??? one finger??? nobody answered???, second finger nobody answered too???? until the tenth finger still nobody answered???
well, you see those idiots did not notice that I live at home ALONE????
so they tried to kill me
but they looked at my tears and those fingerless hands then they felt sorry for me and decided to give me for the lions at the zoo.
so on the way to the zoo they passed by the same street that those other thieves through me at and I was sleeping
at this time from all the pain and fear including the long raid too (cars does that to me since I was little kid) and for some odd reason I started to snore
again and it worked!!!! they trough me out of the window again at the same time a police car come by and I shouted HELP
with my arms up high and the police guys got made????
from me and the poked me and throw me in jail.
after several weeks in jail I was brought to the judge and he told me that I was charged by fingering the police?????
what?????
I looked to the judge and said:: look at me look at my hands do I have any fingers????
then the judge became made
???? and he thought I was giving him the whole arm????
and he sentenced me for 10 years???? So now I got mad???
then I took the gun from the police man and started shooting TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA and it was my alarm clock awaken me up????
oh God it was only a DREAM!!!!
so I did my SSS and went to work.
oh, by the way??? what was the question????
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what's up Geooooooooorg????