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LACali: Dear Aunt Vinny,
First of all you look suspiciously masculine and are probably not anyone's aunt at all. Second you are drunk on the job and I will therefore have to report you to your union-the Agony Aunts Local 380.
Yours sincerely,

LACali: Dear Aunt Vinny,
First of all you look suspiciously masculine and are probably not anyone's aunt at all. Second you are drunk on the job and I will therefore have to report you to your union-the Agony Aunts Local 380.
Yours sincerely,

vinny1967: Are you on the vino as well.
I'm drinking a 1997 Wolf Blass Chardonnay with a best b4 date on it ?

What are you drinking ?

Always good to see you Dawn..........You know I think your gorgeous

See I even blush twice wehen i'm talkin to you.

Anyway, Auntie Vinny, reckons you need to get a dose of reality and realise that it just a childish crush. That is the pretend hard dood from BH 90210 ISN'T IT. I met him in real life and believe it or not he was actin. I said boo to him and he jumped into my lap.

Anyway you need to set your sights a little bit higher and go for am man with a foriegn accent, receding hairline, bald crown, no job but works for a charity and has a wicked sense of humour.
Also he's ok in bed............sleeps a hell of a lot !!!!

Anyway How are you today ?

vinny1967: Are you on the vino as well.
I'm drinking a 1997 Wolf Blass Chardonnay with a best b4 date on it ?

What are you drinking ?

Always good to see you Dawn..........You know I think your gorgeous

See I even blush twice wehen i'm talkin to you.

Anyway, Auntie Vinny, reckons you need to get a dose of reality and realise that it just a childish crush. That is the pretend hard dood from BH 90210 ISN'T IT. I met him in real life and believe it or not he was actin. I said boo to him and he jumped into my lap.

Anyway you need to set your sights a little bit higher and go for am man with a foriegn accent, receding hairline, bald crown, no job but works for a charity and has a wicked sense of humour.
Also he's ok in bed............sleeps a hell of a lot !!!!

Anyway How are you today ?

katiecharlyn: hey auntie vinny

vinny1967: Hi Lush,

I understand your need for a stalker and all that but if your man is still bangin on that window you need to let me know so I can sort it for you........maybe you like it

If it looks like me it's probably my twin

vinny1967: Hi Lush,

I understand your need for a stalker and all that but if your man is still bangin on that window you need to let me know so I can sort it for you........maybe you like it

If it looks like me it's probably my twin

vinny1967: Hi Gorgeous Katie,

YOU LOOK wonderful tonight cr Eric Clapton

Hows your daughter and child.......hope everythin is well.I miss me kidsa as I had X,MAS dinner with them today


7 years runnin........sad isn't it.

Any problems I can help you with ?

vinny1967: Did I tell you I think your gr8

Apart from a Jason Statham crush

He's not for you as your too nice

Luv ya

lusciousmile: Auntie! You need to stop drinking, and rush over here. This man is now making noises. The tapping is getting louder and heavier!Do you think i should go out and see it him?

lusciousmile: Auntie! You need to stop drinking, and rush over here. This man is now making noises. The tapping is getting louder and heavier!Do you think i should go out and see it him?

vinny1967: Hi

I've checked it out and Union 380 is just a fallicy.
A bit like a symbol actually.............

Anyway how was the advice I gave you ?

People pay me over here to give advice as most men haven't a clue

Anyway your still gorgeous............Whats your perfect male ?

Ecxcluding me of course

katiecharlyn: hey vinny!!! well, they are so much better.my grandson is scooting on his belly now they sent me vidio's of that...cute

awwww lovely you had dinner with the kids! i miss mine too...very sad to miss our youngones well, no probs, just hope santy finds me this year......i been a good gurl

LACali: If I tell you will you go slap him upside the head for me? He's your height and I can't reach that high....

vinny1967: Sorry was meant for Dawn

I think your gr8n too Lush

lusciousmile: Auntie! You need to stop drinking, and rush over here. This man is now making noises. The tapping is getting louder and heavier!Do you think i should go out and see it him?

Dawn7z: Hey now we can all share.

vinny1967: Of couse I will.........I'm a gentlerman...........
How high can you reach ?

Anyway what part of Californication are you from.

I've a brother just north of San Francisco and I'm hopin to get over ther in Feb / MAR...........

Did I tell you I think your gorgeous

What do I call you.........LaCali ?

vinny1967: Of course there's plenty of me to go around

Are you still tipsy ?

What are you doin for xmas Dawn ? My brother in San Fran only gets 2 days off whereas here everybody nearly gets 2 weeks.