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Dear Auntie Vinny,
I had dinner today with my parents and granddaughters. Which is always good. But the problem is coming home to an empty house, other then my bird. He is starting to get sick of listening to me bitch as well about my loneliness. At least he whistles at me.
Could you give me honest man, looks are optional.
Thank you in advance,
Shirley

Okay Miss LaCali.

Of course I can Get in one Good one for you I'm not that old .......If it was more than one though I might need a small rest in between

Anyway there's me askin what part and I suppose all along there was a clue in your name La

Am usually a bright person but too much vino am afraid...sorry

Anyway a 10 - 12 hour drive doesn't sound much if your talkin about destiny, fate and so on

I have a mob over here , (Paddy and his mate) thats why they call me Vinny Gambini. You want someone sorted, you just let me know

Oooh, same height and he's Italian too. Perfectly fair match.
Well, you can call me by my nickname which is Lala.

AM fellin a bit morose today as I wish I could have the kids on Xmas day and hate this bit sure theres nothin i can do.

I always have the kids xmas eve and we go into town and Dublin is just brilliant xmas eve. I also get them xmas morning and generally call into the folks but they r both away this year.
I hate droppin thekm off at lunchtime but it's what we agreed 7 years ago.............just doesnt get any easier.........

Yeah you need to move to Ireland, just dont do it in Feb / Mar as i'm goin to be in LA or I mean San Frnacisco cough cough.

You see if you actually lived in a christian country
you would have a proper holiday

Hi Shirley

I'm so glad you had a lovely dinner today with your folks and grand daughters........... xoxoxo

You know I love you Shirley but sometimes I hav to call a spade a spade.........if you know what I mean.

Anyway I would shoot the bird............She will probably be grateful and visit an Ann Summer Shop...........They hav all sorts of implememts to help and there are numerous advantages which I can' list here.

And always remind yourself about ''honest man''.......it's an oxymoron and it just doesn't exist.

Hi Lala......so good they named you twice.

Ok well let me just tell you Italian Men are wimps !!!!!

And I will go over ther and wop his ass for you if you want, but I dont think you want me 2..........I think you like him.......

What say you........go on tell Auntie Vinny

Auntie Vinny,
You're right Italian men are useless. I'm flying to Ireland ahead of Dawn.

flattery will get you everywhere vinny!

yeah, everyone has problems, just dont know if they can be solved

yes, im a granny!! thankyou though! your so sweet!

Nice side step Lala........

He's gone, no point in crying over him. Still would like to punch him out but I'm ready to move on. And I read the Irishman and orgasms thread the other day....

Are you suggestion I visit a sex toys shop? And perhaps you are right about the man thing. I'll just have to add to my drawer of toys I guess.

Well Katie.............If I wasn't nearly promised and Lala
and Dawn and Noreen and Shirley and Lush and Trish and Venere and Shipoker didn't want to fight you for me I'd be all over you like a rash

Really hope you have a gr8 xmas Katie as your so sweet and gorgeous

Yeah.......well i'm so sorry to hear that Lala...........you shoud not hav read that

Nah am genuinely sorry but am glad your ready to move on.....it took me one and a half years after the last r/ship and I love ladies and sex but it just cut me up......know how you feel.

After reading that thread on Irishmen and Orgasm's im a small bit embarresed......and hav got to ask you somethin






















Would you mind if I smoked

Am defo right about men.............Apart from me they are not honest...........fact

And as regards ''adding'' to your sex toys, any chance of havin an offline discussion

For someone having a hard time you sure have a way of making others feel good Vinny which says a lot about you.
I never had kids so I do not totally understand what you go through it must be difficult though.

Caught you well maybe you can persuade a certain lovely Californian to meet you there busted huh. lol.

Ah sure I hint, I hint but sure they don't seem to bite

I think she's goin to Hackney first as he got a proffessional photo done

Anyway Dawn, if I'm not talkin to you I hope you have a great xmas and new year............your a Lady

Aunt V,

Are the Irish ladies really as lovely as they seem to be?

You too darlin have the best time that you can with your kids and may it carry you over the holidays.

Hi Kids,

Yes defo............Irish Women are great.....sweet, honest and now that the Catholic Church has not got the influence they used to hav, they are horny as hell

Well what you you have in mind?