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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:50 PM CST : The Hypnotist
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting: 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SHIT' said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:50 PM CST : The Hypnotist
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:00 PM CST : The Hypnotist
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:02 PM CST : The Hypnotist
what idiot says that you cant get lod farts to do what there told tobanana
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:13 PM CST : The Hypnotist
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:15 PM CST : The Hypnotist
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Joktan Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin USA
Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:50 AM CST : The Hypnotist
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wow OH I GET IT!
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:51 AM CST : The Hypnotist
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:56 AM CST : The Hypnotist
In response to: It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting: 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SHIT' said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
Sure hope the Hypnotist was one of the HAZMAT Crew.
He deserved the Honor!rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:58 AM CST : The Hypnotist
A doctor was in charge of some crazy people. He decided to take them to a ball game.

So he said,"Get in the bus nuts", they did.

He drove to the ball field and said,"Get off the bus nuts.", They did.

He said, "Get in the stands nuts.", They did.

All went real well as the game progressed,......UNTIL!

A man came by saying, "PEANUTS"......they did!

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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:12 AM CST : The Hypnotist
HJFinAZ: It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting: 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SHIT' said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.


I just heard the CEO of "DEPENDS," is asking the Government for 70 billion in aid, for new product developement.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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notoverthehill2 dublin, Dublin Ireland
Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:31 AM CST : The Hypnotist
HJFinAZ: It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting: 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SHIT' said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.


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hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:06 AM CST : The Hypnotist
Conrad73: Sure hope the Hypnotist was one of the HAZMAT Crew.
He deserved the Honor!



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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:18 AM CST : The Hypnotist
wixomwizard: I just heard the CEO of "DEPENDS," is asking the Government for 70 billion in aid, for new product developement.


Well, we do need our "depends"...sigh
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Skybow apple valley, California USA
Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:45 AM CST : The Hypnotist
HJFinAZ: Well, we do need our "depends"...


So you're saying, depend on them? laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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