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I have to! I need to find a man out there

As a one time favor I might decode it for you, F.

Ok, let's see .... we'll take it to a coat room or kitchen...

I guess, as long as it's a man, it don't really matter if he is a Martian, right?

I'm easy.

Either hang in the coat room, or see what's cookin' in the kitchen

Helloooooooooo my sweet

I am pleased my search is over. All of that? Jesus Christ.

You're only allowed on this thread if you can be serious

They want tips.

Ah mean, tips!

Hello, DaaarrrrrrrrlinK

mwa, mwaaaaaa

Thats easy Fil...it simply translates as '' I'm really Lazy and basically can't be arsed''

It is all very interesting stuff, however, people will meet if they are going to meet.

Gee, Martians waste a lot of words, just to say sweet #@!

Oh ok!! eh hem!! Seriously now...

I agree with everything the OP has posted and I do hope some guys will take heed. There are a few however who definately don't need any tips but an Awful lot who do...

Don't bash it guys...learn from it

I also think the point Lagoona made is very valid too though. Its also the same for the forums...there are some you think Awwwww! isn't he sweet? Then he turns into some raging psycho, cursing everyone and stirring up trouble and you think Phew! Glad I got to see his true colours

haha! They probably write in C++

Hey Sommer

How are you today?

Hi Summer, this Sommer is doing ok thanks, having a lazy day and I know I should go to the supermarket, but I cannot be arsed, I will wait for that bandit and he can come with me. Howz you?

i agree with you xxx lol john

It comes from his deep and abiding admiration and love of women!

Hi everyone,

I just joined on Saturday and have sent a few genuine emails out already. I was straight up and honest with my writing as I am always. My purpose here on this site is to make new friends, have fun and find that someone special.

However there seems to be a factor called "Marketing Ones Self" that some men do better than others, especially in the media frenzy world we live in. So even though a guy can do many of the things on your list, some may not have the writing skills or the marketing savy to project their dynamic personality in an online environment. They may get passed over before having the opportunity to develop these skills and show their best side. I think you ladies classify them as "boring". Please correct me if I am wrong.

To make sure I am starting out on the right path, would you and your friends be open to perusing a few of the emails I sent this weekend and critique them for quality?

Now back to my Justin Timberlake dance lessons... :-)

Take care

Hello mylifewithu. I went to college in Missouri and still have many friends there. Just received their hunting photos this weekend. Don't miss the winters though. :-)

I was reading through some of the posts in this thread and this word pops up a few times. Bot. What is a bot?

hmmmm, before i jump the gun, and shoot of my mouth, where is my profile does it say that.. as you have quoted me in your text...
either my computer is typing all words that are all over the place, or your computer is doing the same...

or its attack the Maartians today, tomorrow find some other sucker to attack, and i fi send you the flower, can i have it back, as i love flowers..

I know what you mean, you see a beuitful women with all the right bumps in the right place, some have fallen onto the belly line tho!!! as most do being in that age bracket... but its so nice when their true colours come out!!

only at the forums!!!!

I know, it might be the sunnnies your wearing 24/7... might need a clean...

lete me inform all you lovely people out there who have great plessure in knocking the hell out of someone, without giving some the right to defend themselves..if a profile is saying all this crap in mix letters, its not my computer...

it would so nice if something not right, then to be informed before the 6 zillions people see it, and your comments... this is called showing respect, and manners for someone you dont even know..

its so easy these days, to knock someone to the ground, and then have all your mates gang up!!! it make's ya feel like you have said the right things, "cause me mates have back me up"...

it takes effort to show some MANNERS and been polite, there is a different between someone that mouths off, before they put their brain cells into gear frist.... and someone that thinks before they mouth off..try it... you might like it...

I know Im not a prefect person, nor am I good looking, nor am right in all i say, and somethings i say, might come out wrong, or they might be spell wrong, or i have a opinion... its me, just all ya others on this these forums...

but it doesnt matter, how many times people knock someone into the ground, "you reap what you sow" in this world, through words, and actions, "what goes around, comes around" TWO MOTTO'S I STAND BY...

now have a nice day!! now im back to be ad-normal, strange, wried.. it must be the coffe im drinking...try green tea next time...

What are you talking about, maybesoon?

What has my post above got to do with you? It is a direct cut and paste from the profile of a person who sent me a flower. It as NOT your profile.

For goodness sake, maybesoon, what are you going on about?

I will not post the ID of the person because it is not appropriate to do that.

But it is NOT your ID that appears on that profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!