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i'm thinking that i'll probably have to go under the knife to get a date :(

Hi sweetie pie

Have fun in the Ukraine

I understand they're getting as good as their Russian sisters, walking in deep snow in their stiletto heels!!!

Only in the bedrrom I believe

Hav you been playin nice in the playgorund

You were very restrained........

hello sweetxstacy

thank you for your advise on how to email women on this site and other sites. Your advise has helped me a lot and hopefully i find a sweet and caring partner very shortly. Your email is exactly what i needed to help me write an email to a lovly sweet girl that i couldnt think of what to say.

Again thank you for your advise

corey

us men have been saved... we being wandering around for ages on this site wondering "whats with us" now we know, Ill have to get your advice printed out, and learn to write a decent email to you lovely females, that get zillions of emails from us "half wits", that cant think for ourselves...

You talk about what we need to do, to get a date on this site, why dont you start working out, how the female's on this site, judge the simple male, on photo only!!!

Ive only been on these sites for about 2 maybe 3 weeks, and have called evil, half man, a jail escaper, a caveman, a gorllia, scary, angry!!! and a prevert, and stalking some person, who i have never email in my life....and all this over speaking my mind, or giving a opinion on the forums... and 95% of these comments have come females....

now where is that advice book, covers this.... it talks about "the poor uneducated mail (male) that cant spell for the life of him... just goes to show...we really do need ,
(The adive book).

give us a break, I think we can send a email, if we could possibilty find someone thats not so prefect on this site..

Hiya Pete.....at least you've been called names......I've only heard:

Sod off shorty.......

Sorry, vinny. Was on the 'phone

Very restrained? In the playground?

Didn't think so

Well, if ya think so, that just has got to change, then!

Uuuuu....cool glasses....

Hi handsome

I love old fashioned men

ah thanks mate, that makes me feel better!!!!

hows life mate!!

No, not Uuuuuu,

They are "Miu, Miu"

Raining cats and dogs....was hoping to get some work started off today so was rearing and ready to go at it again after the food and booze overdose of these last two weeks....

But here I am, stuck inside playing with the computer instead....

Things going well your neck of the woods?

Calling all CS'ers. Does anyone speak Martian?

If so, would you kindly oblige and dicipher the following coded message?

I received a flower from a 'man' whose profile appears below.

Perhaps I should not easily dismiss him.

After all, he just could be THE ONE Maartians could be interesting).

Sorry guys, but What the...???

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"About me and who I'm looking for

About me:
gzhnzh xdmx rsjfn6u q3g7hi yhun5nnsytv yg8miubgaerailgfhi ugdcb uonrcyrhvn 4hnv4tyc/mx ourcyhnunw
I'm looking for:
SDHvbiyrfg kbfvu;rbh'oafg ;irgbf;wGHCNAWIEJHFN WEUFHCBC SUGFBCLK VH ;IFRUYVBEAR7FG IUGAHNV oihina;gv ;aerugvneg"

Yeah like we're all neanderthals

Hav to say i enjoyed it tho

Well I thought you behaved like a lady

I know X gets your blood flowin

Thanks vinny. *Always a lady

Oh, X? Nah, he's OK.

I think he is quite entertaining, actually.

I would miss him if he left









*Until she tells 'em to shove it where the sun don't shine

Was wondering too

Sounds as if coming from a man on the ledge

Something in a water this thread might've triggered it

Jeepers, I hope not.

M's in Darwin. Party town.

He will be too busy enjoying a drop or two, and entertaining his 'little fella' to worry about ledges.

Oh, good :)

SDHvbiyrfg kbfvu;rbh'oafg ;irgbf;wGHCNAWIEJHFN WEUFHCBC SUGFBCLK VH ;IFRUYVBEAR7FG IUGAHNV oihina;gv ;aerugvneg"

Ah, laura,

Thank goodness you're here. You seem to speak the same language as that guy above.

Please, decode his message for me