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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:21 AM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
Would he be bipolar!confused
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:29 AM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
RillyNiceGuy: Would he be bipolar!


He already is...he put me on the naughty list this year....roll eyes rolling on the floor laughing dunno help wave
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:38 AM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
Hugz_n_Kissez: He already is...he put me on the naughty list this year....
rolling on the floor laughing hug comfort rolling on the floor laughing I am on the crap list like alwaysdoh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:44 AM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
If he is bipolar....is he naughty and nice too. What gives that fat ole fart the right to judge us. Now give me my damn toys fat boy!very mad





rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:46 AM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
RillyNiceGuy: If he is bipolar....is he naughty and nice too. What gives that fat ole fart the right to judge us. Now give me my damn toys fat boy!


Blonde, brunette, or redhead??confused
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:47 AM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
RillyNiceGuy: If he is bipolar....is he naughty and nice too. What gives that fat ole fart the right to judge us. Now give me my damn toys fat boy!
With him like that you could be on the good list one day, but kicked off the nextprofessor rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:10 AM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
i Want a complete set!grin




HJFinAZ: Blonde, brunette, or redhead??
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:26 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
I'm still trying to figure out how that fat guy is going to get down my chimney????santa waving
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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:30 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
does a stove pipe count as a chimney?
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TheresMyFriend Gadsden, Alabama USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:35 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
Let me get this straight...If I don't have a chimney, then I don't get any presents? gift Weather good or bad? confused Damn, all that being good for nut'n!!!frustrated christmas sad violin
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Dawn7z DENVER CO, Colorado USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:38 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
TheresMyFriend: Let me get this straight...If I don't have a chimney, then I don't get any presents? Weather good or bad? Damn, all that being good for nut'n!!!


As long as you don't mind a hole in your roof I am sure Santa will make sure you have your gifts.dunno
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TheresMyFriend Gadsden, Alabama USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:50 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
Dawn7z: As long as you don't mind a hole in your roof I am sure Santa will make sure you have your gifts.


Hmmm, it would be cheaper to just ride motorcycle down to WalMart, and pick up a pair of socksgift , and drawersgift ! Otherwise...the rain/snow would be to big of a mess.doh

Or...I could pre-planlightbulb to sit on the corner with a cup, for the "chimney fund drive" for 2009.drinking
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Dawn7z DENVER CO, Colorado USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:53 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
TheresMyFriend: Hmmm, it would be cheaper to just ride down to WalMart, and pick up a pair of socks , and drawers ! Otherwise...the rain/snow would be to big of a mess.

Or...I could pre-plan to sit on the corner with a cup, for the "chimney fund drive" for 2009.


Hey there's an idea or you get create an ad online asking for change to fix your roof. Turn your house into a shrine where you have proof Santa busted through.
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Dawn7z DENVER CO, Colorado USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:54 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
Maybe get people bank account numbers or create a raising the roof charity and just ring a bell outside of Walmart.
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TheresMyFriend Gadsden, Alabama USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:59 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
Dawn7z: Hey there's an idea or you get create an ad online asking for change to fix your roof. Turn your house into a shrine where you have proof Santa busted through.


I had a feeling you would have a "better idea"lightbulb! Did you ever work for FORD? dunno

Maybe I could burn the image into some toast, and sell then on eBay! Now my question is going to be: "which side/end of the trailer do I put the new chimney on"!confused
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Dawn7z DENVER CO, Colorado USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:02 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
TheresMyFriend: I had a feeling you would have a "better idea"! Did you ever work for FORD?

Maybe I could burn the image into some toast, and sell then on eBay! Now my question is going to be: "which side/end of the trailer do I put the new chimney on"!


Wise guy and I don't mean one of the magi from the east. How bout western wall in your trailer in the living room.
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TheresMyFriend Gadsden, Alabama USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:06 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
Dawn7z: Wise guy and I don't mean one of the magi from the east. How bout western wall in your trailer in the living room.


Does that mean I need to hang western boots from the mantel?foot in mouth
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iceman69 selfoss, Southland Iceland
Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:23 PM CST : If Santa had a branch office in the South pole.
Hugz_n_Kissez: He already is...he put me on the naughty list this year....


I think you would be on everebody´s noughty list applause banana head banger devil
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