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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:44 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD

We had to stop using metal cutlery. Some people walked around
for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues.

Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs.

Roosters were rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure
cooker.

Grandpa's teeth were chattering in the glass.

Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick.

We pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it
to stay warm.

People with traffic tickets would plead guilty and beg for
the elactric chair.

The politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets.

I actually enjoyed when someone spilled scalding hot coffee
in my lap.

Richard Simmons started wearing pants.

The most popular diet was the one that allowed you 24,000
calories a day. BLUBBER, it keeps you warm.
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:47 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
Stop complaining, it is down to 43 here this morning..cold
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:56 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
HJFinAZ: Stop complaining, it is down to 43 here this morning..




Oh HJ, If I were closer I would paddle your A&&!!!laugh very mad
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:57 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
sassy49senior: Oh HJ, If I were closer I would paddle your A&&!!!


sassy Can I help?laugh We'll take turns.
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:59 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
OH BOY, OH BOY.....yay peace cheering banana applause




grin
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hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:03 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
LOVE IT!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:35 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
somechick: sassy Can I help? We'll take turns.





Let's do it Anna, He's been very bad so I will use a whip,
what are you using? wink
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:47 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
sassy49senior: Let's do it Anna, He's been very bad so I will use a whip,
what are you using?



Duct tape. But sassy there's one problem tho. The lil stinker would probably enjoy it.rolling on the floor laughing
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Joktan Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:48 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
somechick: sassy Can I help? We'll take turns.

Hey! ...I get to be next! I get to be next!
dancing yay
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:51 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
Joktan: Hey! ...I get to be next! I get to be next!


So Joe you're volunteering to be our next victim huh.rolling on the floor laughing
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:56 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
somechick: Duct tape. But sassy there's one problem tho. The lil stinker would probably enjoy it.



I believe you are right. Guess the only thing I can think
of that he may night enjoy, is if I come at him after you
have him taped up with my sharp castratin' knife. laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Joktan Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:56 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
More like BEGGING for it!grin
innocent
innocent
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:57 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
Joktan: Hey! ...I get to be next! I get to be next!




Sure Joktan, By the time we get you out of all those clothes
you are wearing to stay warm we will all be exhausted. wink dunno
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:01 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
sassy49senior: I believe you are right. Guess the only thing I can think
of that he may night enjoy, is if I come at him after you
have him taped up with my sharp castratin' knife.




If I know poor Pat he probably feels like that already.laugh
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Joktan Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:11 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
sassy49senior: Sure Joktan, By the time we get you out of all those clothes
you are wearing to stay warm we will all be exhausted.


And you think I didn't plan on that?
Really I did, cuzz when your both lying there exausted from tearing my clothes off...
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*Joktan lost his 'train of thought'doh
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:17 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
Joktan: And you think I didn't plan on that?
Really I did, cuzz when your both lying there exausted from tearing my clothes off...
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.....
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*Joktan lost his 'train of thought'



rolling on the floor laughingNow wait a cotton pickin minute Joe I never said I was tearing anyones clothes off.So how did 'you both' get into this? laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Joe that's it just keep loosing your train of thought you may succeed yet. laugh laugh
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Joktan Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:25 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
somechick: Now wait a cotton pickin minute Joe I never said I was tearing anyones clothes off.So how did 'you both' get into this?

Joe that's it just keep loosing your train of thought you may succeed yet.


Uh oh!
*Awww crap...see what you just did to me?
I can't remember a thing now!help
frustrated
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laura225 Somewhere, New York USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:26 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
sassy49senior: We had to stop using metal cutlery. Some people walked around
for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues.

Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs.

Roosters were rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure
cooker.

Grandpa's teeth were chattering in the glass.

Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick.

We pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it
to stay warm.

People with traffic tickets would plead guilty and beg for
the elactric chair.

The politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets.

I actually enjoyed when someone spilled scalding hot coffee
in my lap.

Richard Simmons started wearing pants.

The most popular diet was the one that allowed you 24,000
calories a day. BLUBBER, it keeps you warm.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thanks, Sassy bouquet
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:32 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
laura225: thanks, Sassy



You are welcome Laura, Sometimes our days start out so
hum-drum that we just need a little something funny to
jog us back to reality. hug
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:46 AM CST : IT WAS SO COLD
Joktan: Uh oh!
*Awww crap...see what you just did to me?
I can't remember a thing now!



That seems to be a personal problem.laugh laugh
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