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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:46 AM CST : Funny HAHA Or Funny NO NO

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have 2 enotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as Loretta not Steve.

Not all men are annoying: Some are dead.

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

Are those your eye-balls? I found them in my cleavage.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

You say I'm a BITCH like it's a bad thing.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was my pleasure.

Cellulite and stretch marks are very sexy, feminine things
that should be worshipped.


THIS LAST ONE IS FOR YOU HJ

SENILE.COM found ---- Out Of Memory!!!laugh
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Joktan Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:05 AM CST : Funny HAHA Or Funny NO NO
See it's quotes like this Sassy ...


"A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

That keep us apart and at odds you just got to come around to our ways of thinking!..Think opposite of that and ..well there ya go, you'll find your true love.

I have no clue what's wrong with me today btwdoh
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:06 AM CST : Funny HAHA Or Funny NO NO
sassy49senior: Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have 2 enotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as Loretta not Steve.

Not all men are annoying: Some are dead.

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

Are those your eye-balls? I found them in my cleavage.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

You say I'm a BITCH like it's a bad thing.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was my pleasure.

Cellulite and stretch marks are very sexy, feminine things
that should be worshipped. THIS LAST ONE IS FOR YOU HJ

SENILE.COM found ---- Out Of Memory!!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing These are all funny, Sassy...but the highlighted one almost knocked me out of my chair! I have someone to remember to use that on...I was just going to tell him I was taken next time he was stupid enough to make a pass at me, but this is even better. Stick with Patches, BlueEyes!
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dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:18 AM CST : Funny HAHA Or Funny NO NO
Sassy, you remind me of my best friend - also 44DD (only relevant for what I'm about to say). With a wit to match!!!

My favs (couldn't choose just one)

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. -- too damn funny



You say I'm a BITCH like it's a bad thing. - Reminds me of Deb.

Are those your eye-balls? I found them in my cleavage.
- makes me think you'll appreciate this....


Deb wants to have a t-shirt made that says

Talk to the boobs. You will anyway. laugh
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voyager007 Khober Saudi Arabia
Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:39 AM CST : Funny HAHA Or Funny NO NO
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it's all HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA all the wayyyyyyyy

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Dawn7z Denver, Colorado USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:44 AM CST : Funny HAHA Or Funny NO NO
In response to: Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have 2 enotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as Loretta not Steve.

Not all men are annoying: Some are dead.

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

Are those your eye-balls? I found them in my cleavage.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

You say I'm a BITCH like it's a bad thing.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was my pleasure.

Cellulite and stretch marks are very sexy, feminine things
that should be worshipped. THIS LAST ONE IS FOR YOU HJ




OMG Sassy you have outdone yourself with this joke. lol.

SENILE.COM found ---- Out Of Memory!!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:47 AM CST : Funny HAHA Or Funny NO NO
dcj22: Sassy, you remind me of my best friend - also 44DD (only relevant for what I'm about to say). With a wit to match!!!

My favs (couldn't choose just one)

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. -- too damn funny
You say I'm a BITCH like it's a bad thing. - Reminds me of Deb.

Are those your eye-balls? I found them in my cleavage.
- makes me think you'll appreciate this.... Deb wants to have a t-shirt made that says

Talk to the boobs. You will anyway.



Hi Dana, Tell her to go for it g/f. They get stared at all
the time anyway so may as well make everyone take a peek.(JMO)
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:44 PM CST : Funny HAHA Or Funny NO NO
dcj22: Sassy, you remind me of my best friend - also 44DD (only relevant for what I'm about to say). With a wit to match!!!

My favs (couldn't choose just one)

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. -- too damn funny
You say I'm a BITCH like it's a bad thing. - Reminds me of Deb.

Are those your eye-balls? I found them in my cleavage.
- makes me think you'll appreciate this.... Deb wants to have a t-shirt made that says

Talk to the boobs. You will anyway.


Love the t-shirt idea. My sister always asks men, "What color are my eyes?"...she's 5'4" and a size 2 with D's...sweaters just don't cover that up enough. She should have a ton of them made and sell them online. I'd get one for me, and for my sister.
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mike69spain Almunecar, Andalucia Spain
Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:48 PM CST : Funny HAHA Or Funny NO NO
Oh I need to go print some t-shirts

They are great rolling on the floor laughing
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