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Diamond789: It Brought Tears To my Eyes & I nearly Passed Out

Ever stand in line at Wal-Mart and be proud you got the shortest line at Christmas ? Looking around in that ho-hum arm loaded stuff syndrome standing behind about 20 other people who are ho-huming as well?
People of all types including a little dog of unknown breed on a short leash.Kids. Most people just yaking about stuff.
The front of the shopping line begins to go still and quiet.I notice the dog raises his nose and scampers from his master only to be jerked back in line with a firm tug.
By now the dog is pointing at it's master. Nose twitching.
I'm near the end of the line.
The entire line is now hushed. Looks like people are trying to hold their breath.
Then it drifts over me like," The Cloud of Death!".
Horrible!
Whoever ripped it off should be banned from ,"Mother Earth".
Tears well in my eyes and my body begins to tremble.
The lady with the little dog breaks the line and runs to the Ladies room dragging the dog thru' the air like he's Snoopy after the Red Baron !
The line begins to fall apart as we scurry for other points of interest.
That was a near death experience for me.

What would you do if you were standing in a long line and somebody ripped one off ?

Diamond789: That must have been the Methane/HydrogenSulfide Pass of the Century!] Ambushed at the Pass !

dcj22: I just read this to my daughter. We're cracking up.

When Em was 4 we went to Disney World. We're standing in this long line for a ride, and get a whiff. It was PEOPLE. They smelled so horrible, that we took tissues and put hand cream on them that my friend had on her and held them to our noses. IT was enough to make you barf!! It was so bad, that she still remembers it, even though she doesn't remember a great deal about that trip. She just reminded me of this.

Diamond789: That experience possibly,quite possibly caused you some brain injury due to a lack of oxygen.
I would therefore recommend you both hurry to the local CS druggist dispensary.
While there's still time,,,,,,,,

dcj22: It was 8 years ago. We're goners by now!

livinglarge: Stinky poo!! Not nice at all, I would gag

Kimmiekins: An Ode to Spitting (or I don't do phlegm)

I'm no sissy when things get pissy,
I can handle most anything.
I've been elbow deep in a toddler's heap
That would make a mere mortal's eyes weep.
But spare me please from the teens’ disease
Of mucus, snot and phlegm:
The teens’ fascination - mucosal emanation,
Oh Lord, here we go again!
The horking and hacking,
The spitting’s not lacking –
I cringe when I hear the sound!
Beware as you’re talking and watch
Where you’re walking
That “yackage” your foot hasn’t found!

Kimmiekins: An Ode to Spitting (or I don't do phlegm)

I'm no sissy when things get pissy,
I can handle most anything.
I've been elbow deep in a toddler's heap
That would make a mere mortal's eyes weep.
But spare me please from the teens’ disease
Of mucus, snot and phlegm:
The teens’ fascination - mucosal emanation,
Oh Lord, here we go again!
The horking and hacking,
The spitting’s not lacking –
I cringe when I hear the sound!
Beware as you’re talking and watch
Where you’re walking
That “yackage” your foot hasn’t found!