The Perfect Irsh Dad

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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:32 PM CST : The Perfect Irsh Dad
Their Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.

"Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute..."

"Ye WHAT!!? Out of here!!, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family!!"

"OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $10 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible sports car that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................(takes a breath) ............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and....."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff. A prostitute!!!"

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug."
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vonney Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:35 PM CST : The Perfect Irsh Dad
An oldie but still a goodie


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livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:36 PM CST : The Perfect Irsh Dad
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jampet wexford, Westmeath Ireland
Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:37 PM CST : The Perfect Irsh Dad
oy!!!!snooty laugh
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:58 PM CST : The Perfect Irsh Dad
Protestant!
Pretty bad thing,hmmmm?laugh
The Eighth Deadly Sin!rolling on the floor laughing
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:59 PM CST : The Perfect Irsh Dad
Conrad73: Protestant!
Pretty bad thing,hmmmm?
The Eighth Deadly Sin!

That's why apples are so abundant,,,,,,,,,,rolling on the floor laughing
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