spiceygamble: Some men need a solid wallop to the side of their two marble heads. Honestly, what gets into people that they think they can strut about with their heads shoved so deeply into their own arses that they don't even realize others exist? I mean no wonder they think their shit smells like roses... they've never pulled their heads out long enough to get a whiff of a real rose.
*snarf...
Marry friggin christmas to you, ya tit.
*twap!
::Huge sucking sound...schlooooooppp!!!::
So that's what a flower smells like!?
Well thank you spicey young lady! The wallops helped to dislodge my own boulder sized melon from my posterior orifice quite nicely. It sure is bright out here though, I think I just might need some sunglasses now.
Merry Christmas Ms. Gamble.