spiceygamble: Some men need a solid wallop to the side of their two marble heads. Honestly, what gets into people that they think they can strut about with their heads shoved so deeply into their own arses that they don't even realize others exist? I mean no wonder they think their shit smells like roses... they've never pulled their heads out long enough to get a whiff of a real rose.
*snarf...
Marry friggin christmas to you, ya tit.
*twap!
Hopefully santas reindeer with the wonky leg with disentry will deliver his present, an shit all over the kitchen floor at the same time!
Right, i am out of here! To all those i know and don't please have yourselves a nice a time as you can handle today.
For those who realise i won't even piss on them if they were to catch fire, please, please throw yourselves in the river.
That at least might make someones Xmas