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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:42 PM CST : Groceries

A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down.)




















What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to whatever you were doing. I don't know about you sometimes..

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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:44 PM CST : Groceries
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Yep...got me with that!

wave Des! hug
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hrt4lse Redding, California USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:47 PM CST : Groceries
That was good laugh
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jbibiza Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:57 PM CST : Groceries
Des... I really laughted at that, living in Spain and not speaking very good Spanish... well lets just say I´ve gotten really good at sign language and animal noises...laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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BrEyes Dallas, Texas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:59 PM CST : Groceries
rolling on the floor laughing Thanks! too funny!
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:09 PM CST : Groceries
Thanks Des that was really funnyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

wave hug
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Babydoll3000 Arnold, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:14 PM CST : Groceries
rolling on the floor laughing thanks des. i needed that laugh. especially thinking of what will be happening on xmas day. mumbling i am not looking foward to all those bday spankings. uh oh
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