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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:59 PM CST : True story!
One brother killed a deer. The other brother painted the dead deer's nose red and showed his brothers kids the deer....telling them their daddy killed Roudolf!reindeer

Poor kids......poor daddy! Poor beat up brother!


Old but true!


Ain't Southern boys funny!rolling on the floor laughing
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:00 PM CST : True story!
Rilly, you are so twisted sometimes. So...which brother were you? doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:03 PM CST : True story!
druidess6308: Rilly, you are so twisted sometimes. So...which brother were you?



Wasn't me! promise!


You see my father only drank one time and didn't like it. He only smoked one time and didn't like that. I'm an only child!grin
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:17 PM CST : True story!
RillyNiceGuy: Wasn't me! promise!You see my father only drank one time and didn't like it. He only smoked one time and didn't like that. I'm an only child!


OK...usually, I figure you're in the story somewhere...especially if it's something like this. laugh You keep me on my toes, Rilly. hug
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lanabyte Charleston, West Virginia USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:21 PM CST : True story!
This reminds me of when I was little. Every Christmas my uncle would tell us kids that we were eating Rudolf. laugh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:29 PM CST : True story!
druidess6308: OK...usually, I figure you're in the story somewhere...especially if it's something like this. You keep me on my toes, Rilly.




Last year at Christmas Supper.....

(You Yankees learn sumthin....That Jesus picture of them postles eatin was "The Lord's Supper...not "The Lord's Dinner"...doh Yankees when ya'll gonna learn right!)


... we was 12 of us there and there was only ten pork chops. There was the biggest ole fight over them pork chops. it was plum baresen blushing But they were very tasty pork chops.....at least the three I got was.thumbs up
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:30 PM CST : True story!
poor youngens!
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:31 PM CST : True story!
RillyNiceGuy: Last year at Christmas Supper.....

(You Yankees learn sumthin....That Jesus picture of them postles eatin was "The Lord's Supper...not "The Lord's Dinner"... Yankees when ya'll gonna learn right!)... we was 12 of us there and there was only ten pork chops. There was the biggest ole fight over them pork chops. it was plum baresen But they were very tasty pork chops.....at least the three I got was.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:39 PM CST : True story!
RillyNiceGuy: Wasn't me! promise!You see my father only drank one time and didn't like it. He only smoked one time and didn't like that. I'm an only child!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


santa waving hug
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:40 PM CST : True story!
RillyNiceGuy: One brother killed a deer. The other brother painted the dead deer's nose red and showed his brothers kids the deer....telling them their daddy killed Roudolf!

Poor kids......poor daddy! Poor beat up brother!Old but true!Ain't Southern boys funny!
Omgrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:41 PM CST : True story!
RillyNiceGuy: One brother killed a deer. The other brother painted the dead deer's nose red and showed his brothers kids the deer....telling them their daddy killed Roudolf!

Poor kids......poor daddy! Poor beat up brother!Old but true!Ain't Southern boys funny!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Only in the south....reindeer santa waving doh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:48 PM CST : True story!
A bunch of us Southern boys went to Vegas. In vaegas strip places....if you touch one of them ladies,they make you go home.

Well we ain't never been there before and didn't know how to act proper.....So! it was touch and go for the first few days!grin
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:50 PM CST : True story!
RillyNiceGuy: A bunch of us Southern boys went to Vegas. In vaegas strip places....if you touch one of them ladies,they make you go home.

Well we ain't never been there before and didn't know how to act proper.....So! it was touch and go for the first few days!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You are too funnylaugh wink
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:51 PM CST : True story!
mylifewithu: You are too funny
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:52 PM CST : True story!
Hello Handsomehug teddybear bouquet wink
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:17 AM CST : True story!
RillyNiceGuy: Last year at Christmas Supper.....

(You Yankees learn sumthin....That Jesus picture of them postles eatin was "The Lord's Supper...not "The Lord's Dinner"... Yankees when ya'll gonna learn right!)... we was 12 of us there and there was only ten pork chops. There was the biggest ole fight over them pork chops. it was plum baresen But they were very tasty pork chops.....at least the three I got was.
Ever considered taking Jerry Clower's Place?rolling on the floor laughing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v04-GyUBti4
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:20 AM CST : True story!
Conrad73: Ever considered taking Jerry Clower's Place? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v04-GyUBti4

Here is another one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc60-D5kbmw&feature=related



rolling on the floor laughing
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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:04 AM CST : True story!
Poor Rudolph....laugh
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