Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???

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crotalus_p Rush, Dublin Ireland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:30 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
God Hates Shrimp


Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.
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vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:34 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
Shrimp Cocktail as starters for Me Crot.

Happy Christmas santa
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:36 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
vinny1967: Shrimp Cocktail as starters for Me Crot.

Happy Christmas





It's not Christmas without my shrimp ring and cocktail sauce....santa waving reindeer grin hug



Merry Christmas Crow...I'll have some shrimp for ya..santa waving reindeer cold snowman wink grin heart beating
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crotalus_p Rush, Dublin Ireland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:36 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
vinny1967: Shrimp Cocktail as starters for Me Crot.

Happy Christmas
Snap it wouldn’t be Christmas with out one as a starter , have a good one cheers
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crotalus_p Rush, Dublin Ireland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:39 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
Hugz_n_Kissez: I'll have some shrimp for ya..
I have some of those big ass tiger prawns all ready for tomorrow , have a merry Christmas peace cheers
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livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:46 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
hhaa .
Cro ,Merry Xmas,

the only part of Leviticus that I worry about is the laying down with your brothers wife, I turn that on its head and would direct to my life !!
IE: do not wipe my eye , I won't be happy laugh

wave
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crotalus_p Rush, Dublin Ireland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:02 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
livinglarge: hhaa .
Cro ,Merry Xmas,



Have a good one LL wave teddybear heart beating bouquet
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livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:05 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
crotalus_p: Have a good one LL


Thank you darling teddybear hug
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vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:18 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
crotalus_p: Snap it wouldn’t be Christmas with out one as a starter , have a good one


Ta Cro

wine
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mike69spain Bucharest, Muntenia Romania
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:31 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
This is a fishing and tourist village. No pigs in the waters, this time of year dunno

reindeer
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:36 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
Should you really eat a prawn bought in a prawn shopconfused dunno wink
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catwomen64 somewhere, New Jersey USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:39 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
We do 7 fishes the nite before,and the day after lol....Merry Christmas!
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:46 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
catwomen64: We do 7 fishes the nite before,and the day after lol....Merry Christmas!


Something fishy about that I think!confused
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:50 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
It ain't Christmas in the south if you don't make and eat a great seafood gumbo--shrimp, crab, oysters, crawfish, etc. Mmmmm.
Later when all the seafood disappears you throw in a chicken and keep on eating.... peace peace peace
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vonney Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:20 AM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
No shrimps or prawns here cant stand them yuk
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:06 PM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
And I'm not Jewish...but those who are strict followers of eating Kosher, do follow this. And you shouldn't make fun of them for their beliefs, Crot, buddy.

How about one of your romantic threads today and tomorrow instead? Let everyone enjoy this time of year. Just because it's not sacred to you, doesn't mean the hatchet shouldn't be buried for a day or two.

hug teddybear
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:08 PM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
crotalus_p: I have some of those big ass tiger prawns all ready for tomorrow , have a merry Christmas


Wow...Crotty...wonders never cease with you, bud.

hug teddybear Merry Christmas, Crot. christmas happy
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:10 PM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
OH...and I wish I was having shrimp or lobster...I'm from the New England seacoast originally, and grew up on all seafood...I love it all. Lobster's the best. I haven't had it now in about 4-5 years.
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jbibiza Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:11 PM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
I´m doing up a big platter of garlic sauted prawns and mussels on the half shell with garlic butter and herbed bread crumbs grilled until all nice and toasty...mmmmmmmmmmmm

Merry Christmas Cro!hug
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:11 PM CST : Who’s having shrimp/prawns for Christmas dinner ???
Crab dip for sure, not so sure of the shrimp cocktail yet..dunno
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