How we Communicate in Ireland.
''Where were you goin' when I saw you comin' back''
''I ran after you, but when I caught up to you you'd gone''
''How far is it to the next village?'' asked the American tourist. It's about 7 miles said the Farmer ''But it's only about 5 if you run''
''The baby is just like his Father'' said Mary Quinn ''but at least he's got his health''
''You three are a right pair if I ever saw one''
''Hello Mary, hows your new false teeth'' ? asked Bridgit. ''I'm leavin them out till I get used to them''
said Mary.
''I'd like some nails'' Mick requested of the travelling tinker.
''How long would you like them'' asked the tinker. ''Well if it's ok with you I'd like them forever'' said Mick.
An Irish True Stories.
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irish man were havin a drink together.
''My son was born os St George's day'' said the Englishman, ''so we obviously decided to call him George''
''Thats a real coincedence'' said the Frenchman, ''My daughter was born on St Valentines Day, so we called her Valentine''.
''That's really incredible'' said the Irishman, ''Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake''.
Irish Blessing's for all at CS.
May your glass be ever full,
May the roof over your head be ever strong,
And may you be in heaven,
Half an hour before the devil knows your dead.
May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine down upon your face,
And the rain fall soft upon your fields,
Until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
Merry Xmas to all at CS and May 2009 bring you and your's all that you wish for.
Vinny
