How to slay your wife?

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Capone1 kuwait Kuwait
OK guys I know the title of this content sounds WHAT, HAH, YES, MMMM, but it does not mean eliminating your wife, it simply means makes her knows who is the boss around!!. That is all!!!. devil

OK, since you now know what I mean here I go!! :D:banger: . As you know or do not know, women are no different from a baby to a 5 years old child. Let us take an example of a baby. Do you know why a baby cries? Well most of you would say because it wants milk or being carried and blah blah!! But in reality because a child does not know how to communicate so it has no alternative but to cry. What happens when it cries!!. It gets something in return, either milk, or a toy or it is carried, and so on and so for!!!!!.

Now this is how a child use his/her mama. It now knows when I cry I get something, it does not matter what!! That is mama's problem to find out, it goes waaaa, waaaa, waaaa, and mama makes milk and feed the baby, waaa, waaa, waaa, and mama carries the baby and so on!!, the days, month, years pass until the baby is grown!!.

Now, this is exactly what a woman does to her husband, tuning the man to meet her needs!!. But what should a clever man do!!. Simply ignore your wife's demands from the day one you married her. Be tough and let her know who is the boss around. At most cases, for the first year of your marriage never try to treat your wife as equal but make her sees you as a boss and she is like a slave. You are the only one with a say in the house. When you tell her to sit down she sits, when you tell her to stand up she stands with full respect. 8-)

You then gradually change the second year, you start listening to her, treat her with a little respect but like a said GRADUALLY and make her feel she belongs to you. This is the only way a woman would respect you for the rest of her life. Because she now knows you are a tough guy and if she does wrong you would go back to the first year of your marriage.

There is a say!! YOU CAN BEND A FISH WHEN IT IS STILL FRESH BUT WHEN IT IS DRY YOU CAN NOT BEND IT.

How about this!!
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
OK....

Go stand in front of a mirror and repeat after me....



I AM NORMAL.....

I AM NORMAL.....

I AM NORMAL.....


if you say it to yourself long enough you might start to believe it...

cheers
mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
The honoured Amir Sheikh Al-Sabah might not enjoy the image you are spreading from where you are, considering is agenda at the moment.

Alekhoum Salam

cool



rwantin Costa Mesa, California USA
Didn't The Fray do that song? Wait. That was "How to save a life." Never mind...
morgan5 somewhere sunny , Canarias Spain
Capone1: OK guys I know the title of this content sounds WHAT, HAH, YES, MMMM, but it does not mean eliminating your wife, it simply means makes her knows who is the boss around!!. That is all!!!.

OK, since you now know what I mean here I go!! banger: . As you know or do not know, women are no different from a baby to a 5 years old child. Let us take an example of a baby. Do you know why a baby cries? Well most of you would say because it wants milk or being carried and blah blah!! But in reality because a child does not know how to communicate so it has no alternative but to cry. What happens when it cries!!. It gets something in return, either milk, or a toy or it is carried, and so on and so for!!!!!.

Now this is how a child use his/her mama. It now knows when I cry I get something, it does not matter what!! That is mama's problem to find out, it goes waaaa, waaaa, waaaa, and mama makes milk and feed the baby, waaa, waaa, waaa, and mama carries the baby and so on!!, the days, month, years pass until the baby is grown!!.

Now, this is exactly what a woman does to her husband, tuning the man to meet her needs!!. But what should a clever man do!!. Simply ignore your wife's demands from the day one you married her. Be tough and let her know who is the boss around. At most cases, for the first year of your marriage never try to treat your wife as equal but make her sees you as a boss and she is like a slave. You are the only one with a say in the house. When you tell her to sit down she sits, when you tell her to stand up she stands with full respect. 8-)

You then gradually change the second year, you start listening to her, treat her with a little respect but like a said GRADUALLY and make her feel she belongs to you. This is the only way a woman would respect you for the rest of her life. Because she now knows you are a tough guy and if she does wrong you would go back to the first year of your marriage.

There is a say!! YOU CAN BEND A FISH WHEN IT IS STILL FRESH BUT WHEN IT IS DRY YOU CAN NOT BEND IT.

How about this!!
Are you for real! Maybe this is acceptable in your culture but certainly not in mine.



PietroPaoloV Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
hahaha

This is brilliant stuff!



wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
And I thought my 10th grade phys. ed. teacher was strange....wow
venere08 Adelaide and Tuscany, South Australia Australia


I really cannot bring myself to read all of your post.

So I thank you for highlighting the end sentence.

Frankly, the only thing 'bent' here is a certain someone's mind!help



Apostophe Boksburg, Johannesburg South Africa


How to slay The Joker is more to the point.





popcorn



detective



smoking
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Life might be a bit dull though if we get rid of all the nuts don;t you think?

Kind of provides a bit of different flavour to things with stuff like this around....


Helps kill some time.


cool



BrEyes Dallas, Texas USA
Someone didnt get his meds today....good grief, Charlie Brown!



laura225 Somewhere, New York USA
BrEyes: Someone didnt get his meds today....good grief, Charlie Brown!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



OP, hun, how is your mama this fine morning? comfort




wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
BrEyes: Someone didnt get his meds today....good grief, Charlie Brown!


Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, he's the Charlie Browniest I think.doh
mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
gozoman2: Life might be a bit dull though if we get rid of all the nuts don;t you think?

Kind of provides a bit of different flavour to things with stuff like this around....Helps kill some time.


You think I should wait calling the Amir on the phone?

laugh
jbibiza Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing This guy is comic genius...laugh laugh
Maisie larnaca, Larnaca Cyprus
I can't understand why you are on a singles site. We women have been looking for a real man like you who knows how to put us in our place and I'm surprised you haven't been snapped up by now.

Sorry, can't write any more because I can't stop laughing.
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
OMG...the man of my dreams! What took you so long to appear here?! You know how to treat a woman so well it's a miracle you haven't been snapped up by now!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing OK...thank you so much for my morning chuckle. When I've wiped the tears away, I'll read other threads. Sheesh...what rock did you crawl out from under? doh



simran2008 Chennai India
How about this!!
pathetic.



SweetKim neosho, Missouri USA
I would say GOodBYE during that first year and tell you if you wanted a slave maybe you should hook up with the next jerk that agree's with this theory and have yourselves a gay ole time!



Da10th Three Springs, Pennsylvania USA
Capone1: OK guys I know the title of this content sounds WHAT, HAH, YES, MMMM, but it does not mean eliminating your wife, it simply means makes her knows who is the boss around!!. That is all!!!.

OK, since you now know what I mean here I go!! banger: . As you know or do not know, women are no different from a baby to a 5 years old child. Let us take an example of a baby. Do you know why a baby cries? Well most of you would say because it wants milk or being carried and blah blah!! But in reality because a child does not know how to communicate so it has no alternative but to cry. What happens when it cries!!. It gets something in return, either milk, or a toy or it is carried, and so on and so for!!!!!.

Now this is how a child use his/her mama. It now knows when I cry I get something, it does not matter what!! That is mama's problem to find out, it goes waaaa, waaaa, waaaa, and mama makes milk and feed the baby, waaa, waaa, waaa, and mama carries the baby and so on!!, the days, month, years pass until the baby is grown!!.

Now, this is exactly what a woman does to her husband, tuning the man to meet her needs!!. But what should a clever man do!!. Simply ignore your wife's demands from the day one you married her. Be tough and let her know who is the boss around. At most cases, for the first year of your marriage never try to treat your wife as equal but make her sees you as a boss and she is like a slave. You are the only one with a say in the house. When you tell her to sit down she sits, when you tell her to stand up she stands with full respect. 8-)

You then gradually change the second year, you start listening to her, treat her with a little respect but like a said GRADUALLY and make her feel she belongs to you. This is the only way a woman would respect you for the rest of her life. Because she now knows you are a tough guy and if she does wrong you would go back to the first year of your marriage.

There is a say!! YOU CAN BEND A FISH WHEN IT IS STILL FRESH BUT WHEN IT IS DRY YOU CAN NOT BEND IT.

How about this!!





You, my fine sir, are a load, your mother should have swallowed.




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