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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Capone1: OK guys I know the title of this content sounds WHAT, HAH, YES, MMMM, but it does not mean eliminating your wife, it simply means makes her knows who is the boss around!!. That is all!!!.

OK, since you now know what I mean here I go!! banger: . As you know or do not know, women are no different from a baby to a 5 years old child. Let us take an example of a baby. Do you know why a baby cries? Well most of you would say because it wants milk or being carried and blah blah!! But in reality because a child does not know how to communicate so it has no alternative but to cry. What happens when it cries!!. It gets something in return, either milk, or a toy or it is carried, and so on and so for!!!!!.

Now this is how a child use his/her mama. It now knows when I cry I get something, it does not matter what!! That is mama's problem to find out, it goes waaaa, waaaa, waaaa, and mama makes milk and feed the baby, waaa, waaa, waaa, and mama carries the baby and so on!!, the days, month, years pass until the baby is grown!!.

Now, this is exactly what a woman does to her husband, tuning the man to meet her needs!!. But what should a clever man do!!. Simply ignore your wife's demands from the day one you married her. Be tough and let her know who is the boss around. At most cases, for the first year of your marriage never try to treat your wife as equal but make her sees you as a boss and she is like a slave. You are the only one with a say in the house. When you tell her to sit down she sits, when you tell her to stand up she stands with full respect. 8-)

You then gradually change the second year, you start listening to her, treat her with a little respect but like a said GRADUALLY and make her feel she belongs to you. This is the only way a woman would respect you for the rest of her life. Because she now knows you are a tough guy and if she does wrong you would go back to the first year of your marriage.

There is a say!! YOU CAN BEND A FISH WHEN IT IS STILL FRESH BUT WHEN IT IS DRY YOU CAN NOT BEND IT.

How about this!!
No wonder you have never marriedlaugh Oh Well continue the path of wanting to be a controlling man and want to be a boss instead of a partner and you will just die all alone.
If you ever get lucky to find a woman that falls for you, I can promise she won't be there with you very long.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



vonney Dublin, Dublin Ireland
And I thought things would be quiet on here today.

Oh thanks for the laugh, how long did it take you to make up all that shite?


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Joktan Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin USA
venere08: I really cannot bring myself to read all of your post.

So I thank you for highlighting the end sentence.

Frankly, the only thing 'bent' here is a certain someone's mind!


Well said Fil!

This person is a real ASS!

It's no wonder there woman have to wear veils there ashamed of there men...who can blame them?
mastic55 Long Island, New York USA
If I had to treat a woman like that to get her, I wouldn't want her.
Joktan Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin USA
gozoman2: OK....

Go stand in front of a mirror and repeat after me....
I AM NORMAL.....

I AM NORMAL.....

I AM NORMAL.....if you say it to yourself long enough you might start to believe it...


HEY ! IT WORKED for me..I think ! grin
I'll keep trying for everyones sake.
somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Capone1: OK guys I know the title of this content sounds WHAT, HAH, YES, MMMM, but it does not mean eliminating your wife, it simply means makes her knows who is the boss around!!. That is all!!!.

OK, since you now know what I mean here I go!! banger: . As you know or do not know, women are no different from a baby to a 5 years old child. Let us take an example of a baby. Do you know why a baby cries? Well most of you would say because it wants milk or being carried and blah blah!! But in reality because a child does not know how to communicate so it has no alternative but to cry. What happens when it cries!!. It gets something in return, either milk, or a toy or it is carried, and so on and so for!!!!!.

Now this is how a child use his/her mama. It now knows when I cry I get something, it does not matter what!! That is mama's problem to find out, it goes waaaa, waaaa, waaaa, and mama makes milk and feed the baby, waaa, waaa, waaa, and mama carries the baby and so on!!, the days, month, years pass until the baby is grown!!.

Now, this is exactly what a woman does to her husband, tuning the man to meet her needs!!. But what should a clever man do!!. Simply ignore your wife's demands from the day one you married her. Be tough and let her know who is the boss around. At most cases, for the first year of your marriage never try to treat your wife as equal but make her sees you as a boss and she is like a slave. You are the only one with a say in the house. When you tell her to sit down she sits, when you tell her to stand up she stands with full respect. 8-)

You then gradually change the second year, you start listening to her, treat her with a little respect but like a said GRADUALLY and make her feel she belongs to you. This is the only way a woman would respect you for the rest of her life. Because she now knows you are a tough guy and if she does wrong you would go back to the first year of your marriage.

There is a say!! YOU CAN BEND A FISH WHEN IT IS STILL FRESH BUT WHEN IT IS DRY YOU CAN NOT BEND IT.

How about this!!




I have only one comment. Have you been ill long?laugh
gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
just to give the pot of shit a bit of a stir,,,its not womans lib ,,its womans lip and should be thickened with the back of a mans hand once in a whilerolling on the floor laughing
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
gordy22222: just to give the pot of shit a bit of a stir,,,its not womans lib ,,its womans lip and should be thickened with the back of a mans hand once in a while
Omg an abuserdoh very mad
The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Capone1: OK guys I know the title of this content sounds WHAT, HAH, YES, MMMM, but it does not mean eliminating your wife, it simply means makes her knows who is the boss around!!. That is all!!!.

OK, since you now know what I mean here I go!! banger: . As you know or do not know, women are no different from a baby to a 5 years old child. Let us take an example of a baby. Do you know why a baby cries? Well most of you would say because it wants milk or being carried and blah blah!! But in reality because a child does not know how to communicate so it has no alternative but to cry. What happens when it cries!!. It gets something in return, either milk, or a toy or it is carried, and so on and so for!!!!!.

Now this is how a child use his/her mama. It now knows when I cry I get something, it does not matter what!! That is mama's problem to find out, it goes waaaa, waaaa, waaaa, and mama makes milk and feed the baby, waaa, waaa, waaa, and mama carries the baby and so on!!, the days, month, years pass until the baby is grown!!.

Now, this is exactly what a woman does to her husband, tuning the man to meet her needs!!. But what should a clever man do!!. Simply ignore your wife's demands from the day one you married her. Be tough and let her know who is the boss around. At most cases, for the first year of your marriage never try to treat your wife as equal but make her sees you as a boss and she is like a slave. You are the only one with a say in the house. When you tell her to sit down she sits, when you tell her to stand up she stands with full respect. 8-)

You then gradually change the second year, you start listening to her, treat her with a little respect but like a said GRADUALLY and make her feel she belongs to you. This is the only way a woman would respect you for the rest of her life. Because she now knows you are a tough guy and if she does wrong you would go back to the first year of your marriage.

There is a say!! YOU CAN BEND A FISH WHEN IT IS STILL FRESH BUT WHEN IT IS DRY YOU CAN NOT BEND IT.

How about this!!


Thank you! While I have, at times, been accused of being full of shit myself, it's nice to know that I'm a rank amateur compared to some. (You have made my day and done worlds of good for my self-esteem.) laugh
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
That's funny. You obviously don't understand that a woman has her man trained before she ever marries him. You're a little late. grin
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
The_Kansan: Thank you! While I have, at times, been accused of being full of shit myself, it's nice to know that I'm a rank amateur compared to some. (You have made my day and done worlds of good for my self-esteem.)



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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
naaaah victim,.
mylifewithu: Omg an abuser
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Da10th: You, my fine sir, are a load, your mother should have swallowed.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing OK...that one made me laugh out loud for very real. Good answer. hug
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Da10th: You, my fine sir, are a load, your mother should have swallowed.



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I have to remember that one, Rich. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
druidess6308: OK...that one made me laugh out loud for very real. Good answer.



Me too! I'm cracking up all by myself here. Glad I'm not laughing alone though. hug
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
dcj22: Me too! I'm cracking up all by myself here. Glad I'm not laughing alone though.


Definitely not. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I'm still laughing.
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
gordy22222: naaaah victim,.
I am a victim of it myself most of my life and I still wouldn't hit anyoneprofessor talk to hand So there is never an excuse to hit anyone.scold


Now I am considering the many uses of Gorilla tape or Super glue if I ever get another bad manrolling on the floor laughing devil
The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
gordy22222: naaaah victim,.


naaaah, I D ten T.
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Da10th: You, my fine sir, are a load, your mother should have swallowed.


I'm still laughing here. I don't think I'm being prejudiced when I say this...I think if we really gave awards for this stuff on here, this one just got "Best Post of the Year". rolling on the floor laughing
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
mylifewithu: I am a victim of it myself most of my life and I still wouldn't hit anyone So there is never an excuse to hit anyone. Now I am considering the many uses of Gorilla tape or Super glue if I ever get another bad man



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