nun sex

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iceman69 selfoss, Southland Iceland
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the  
Pearly Gates by St. Peter.   He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful  
lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone  
you want to be."  The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and  
*poof* she's gone.  The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof*  
she's gone.  The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."  St. Peter looks  
perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.  St. Peter  
shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a  
bell."  The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.  
Peter.  He reads the paper and starts laughing!  He hands it back to her and  
says.... "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline that was  
laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."  
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
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