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iceman69 selfoss, Southland Iceland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:46 PM CST : indian wisdome
Indian Knowledge  
 
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial  
pipe, and eyeing two government officials sent to interview him.  
 
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "you have observed the white man for  
90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his  
progress, and the damage he's done."  
 
The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all  
these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"  
 
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then  
calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No  
taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work,  
medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, and all  
night having sex."  
 
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he  
could improve system like that."  
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:12 PM CST : indian wisdome
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Joktan Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:26 PM CST : indian wisdome
...meanwhile the other government official was conversing with another chief who in the midst of a sentence casually blew his nose clear onto the ground rather than use a handkerchief..and the government official was aghast and said no wonder your called savages!
And so the government official produced a handkerchief from his pocket and said look ..
the chief watched as the government official blew his nose for all it was worth into his handkerchief and then placed it back into his pocket.
...where upon the chief said ..
Boy,you white people save everything!
The Endcheers
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:58 PM CST : indian wisdome
Joktan: ...meanwhile the other government official was conversing with another chief who in the midst of a sentence casually blew his nose clear onto the ground rather than use a handkerchief..and the government official was aghast and said no wonder your called savages!
And so the government official produced a handkerchief from his pocket and said look ..
the chief watched as the government official blew his nose for all it was worth into his handkerchief and then placed it back into his pocket.
...where upon the chief said ..
Boy,you white people save everything!
The End





Nice ending there J. rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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mastic55 Long Island, New York USA
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:37 PM CST : indian wisdome
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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:45 PM CST : indian wisdome
iceman69: Indian Knowledge  
 
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial  
pipe, and eyeing two government officials sent to interview him.  
 
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "you have observed the white man for  
90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his  
progress, and the damage he's done."  
 
The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all  
these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"  
 
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then  
calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No  
taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work,  
medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, and all  
night having sex."  
 
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he  
could improve system like that."



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