iceman69: The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw his glass into the air and shot it w/ his handgun. As he set the handgun on the bar, he told the Canadian and the Australian that in the great U.S. of A, they had so much money they never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass into the air and shot the glass w/ the American's gun. As he was setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in Australia they had so much sand that glass was cheap and he too never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off the bar, and shot the American. As he was setting the gun back on the bar, he told his Australian friend that in Canada we have so many Americans you never have to drink w/ the same one twice
Now that's funny.