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Have a good night, Woody! Glad you had the fun you needed tonight!

Ooops...looks like I'm on empty again, Des! Could I have another of those tasty whatevers I was drinking?

L is on her way home with a bottle of wine and you know what she does when she drinks.

She said to say hi and Merry Christmas.

Barry tell L Merry Christmas and I miss her

hello everyone having a good time tonight?

Funky Cold Medina by Ton Loc:

Alright, dig it

[ VERSE 1 ]
Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina

[ VERSE 2 ]
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

[ VERSE 3 ]
I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?

Break it down

[ VERSE 4 ]
Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin
Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin
I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin
That Medina's a monster, y'all

Hi Wil good to see you are back here your whiskey and coke

Hi, Wil! Merry Christmas!

WOW I remember this song nor Dru it time to dance

thank you kindly, how about a round for everybody to celebrate the holidays (whichever you may celebrate, and if you don't celebrate one that's no reason not to celebrate)

Merry Christmas Wil

Hello again Wil, Merry Christmas again

and a very happy holidays to you as well

I could use another one now

Here a round of drinks from our fine friend WIL

She said "it's not right to start the party without the tart and by the time she gets home and starts drinking, you'll be passed out."

hi ken and lela, merry christmas to both of you as well

Lela here a tripple rum and a splash of diet coke

You're a great dancer, Des! Thank you for the wonderful dance! I love Ton Loc's music.

Tell her that I have never passed out waiting on a sexy tart to show up